DING DONG MY MOM IS GONE!

..Praise the good lord above! This weekend I have the WHOLE house to myself! No nagging, no yelling, no bitching. Just me and my house. I love it!

*Happy dance around my room*

Hmmm where to begin?

…well me and Megan started this club called the “FUCK THAT FUCKER” club, FTF for short. We’re just pissed off at penises in general therefore FTF was created out of rage against them. See when you join you can make a list of people you like to see raped with a rusted 5 ft garden hoe.

My List [as of September 29, 2004 ( Read more... )

I drank WAY too much last night
I threw up
…three times
I haven’t done that in a long time
I left Underground an hour early
…to pass out in the backseat of Marks car
I’ll never drink Matt’s Vodka again
...EVER...
I came home pretty sauced
I went to my back yard to lay on the cement
I listened to Bright Eyes
…and broke down and started crying

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Yesterday I had a Darren Aronofsky DVD fest. Well ok it wasn’t REALLY a fest it was more like I watched two of his films. π [Pi] and Requiem For A Dream [I had to have my monthy fix of Requiem] Both movies are intense. Watch them if you’ve never seen them. You’ll thank me later. ESPECIALLY Requiem. O my that’s one of my favorites.


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So yes it's about 5:47am and I just got back from sassing my shit up in riverside. I know, LAME TO THE MAX. But eh, I had a good time at InCahoots. All the chill homies were there. JACK ATTACK [I ♥ her!], Los, Kirstine, Kandice, Jacob, Miguel [We finally worked out our awkwardness], Charlie, Brandon and more I can't remember to name...SO TIRED! I ( Read more... )

The delete function on phones solves SO many problems...

Philosophy can suck my fucking clit! I had to write my first Analysis paper last night. I about killed myself, but I have good news…I FINISHED AND TURNED IT IN! I feel an A coming in my future yet again ( Read more... )

Last night I fell asleep with my patio window open and the curtains pulled back. I had my iPod repeating the Radiohead Ok Computer album. I awoke as the sun was rising to this playing in my ears:

Subterranean Homesick Alien

The breath of the morning ( Read more... )

I'm sitting here watching the Real World Las Vegas marathon that's going on right now on MTV. It's the 3rd episode in the season and I'm already bored with the whole thing. They need to bust out the Miami season! "YOU STUPID BITCH!" <--- Best quote ever.

...I NEED a digital camera like a scenester needs a Big Mac. I have a feeling my mama's ( Read more... )

School still sucks. I have my first Philosophy test tomorrow and I'm feeling pretty confident about it. A is for Adrienne.

...On a more exciting note, how amazing is this going to be:

-Friday, Nov 12 The Faint @ The Glass House
-Saturday, Nov 13 Le Tigre @ The Glass HouseCan you believe that!? Day one: The [FUCKING] Faint. Day two: Le [FUCKING] ( Read more... )