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Skank
Dave was nice. Not a big talker, but who wanted talking at a time like that? We walked around the block...for two hours, and woke up with skanky beer breath at 8am. His skin was so smooth, his kisses new... Newness can be good...and so bad, at times like these ( Read more... ) -
DAMN HER!
We almost got robbed just now ( Read more... ) -
I forgot
...to mention my meeting with Al today went well, except that we realized that little things had to be perfected and it's going to require a lot of busy work...which I will do, since I'm the intern ( Read more... ) -
Flashback
I cleaned out the basement, as requested by Mummy. Kept all my old notebooks, starting from 1992...it's so funny reading my little journals. "I'm going to tell Lee I like him today..." I never did, I think ( Read more... ) -
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I miss Moo-Moo. And the babies, yes, all of them I miss equally. I do really, my little brown babies. Thank god they tan like the Mexicans they are. Wait, I think Indians tan too..
Sold that nasty suburban housewife ring for $5. Haha, take that invisible enemy! -
Moo-moo
Moo-moo is drawing on my lap right now. I've finally won her over! We drew horses and baby horses, and hearts, and rabbits and...thank god those children aren't mine. No, but they've all actually matured, and Moo-moo is adorable and everytime she talks it's like heaven. Who knew Arturo and Jackie could make such a cute kid ( Read more... ) -
Oooh yes, $2000!
Smith approved my PRAXIS internship...what that means: $2000 bitch! That will probably all go back to Smith...and maybe Ee-sane. Sob ( Read more... ) -
Ilk
Mummy called me last night asking about how she could get laid. Ilk. I mean, ok whatever, she´s a woman, but I didn´t think our relationship had gotten that close...apparently it has. I had no advice, told her to try the internet, that´s what old people do, right? She had her chance to pick any drunken guy with no teeth here in Brazil but ( Read more... ) -
Dia dos namorados
Yesterday was the Brazilian version of Valentine´s day, Dia dos Namorados, or, Boyfriend-Girlfriend day. Covero got up early to deliver flowers, and I slept in and washed some clothes ( Read more... ) -
Life in the barraco
So I bought a 'torta' at Garcia and Rodrigues and caught a bus home, even climbed up the hill with all the books and cake! Covero came home, walked the dogs, and came home to my surprise ( Read more... )