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ALOT OF REDNECK JOKES!
You might be a redneck if....
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
Your sister is the third generation of women in your family to conceive a baby as a result of an alien abduction.
You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.
You hooked up with your present girlfriend as a result of a message on the wall of the mens' room at the Flying J Truck Stop.
The centerpiece on your dining room table is an original signed work by a famous taxidermist.
You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.
Your huntin dawg had a litter of puppies in the living room and nobody noticed.
You think safe sex is a padded headboard.
You think there's nothin wrong with incest as long as you keep it in the family.
You were acquitted for murdering your first wife after she threw out your Elvis 8-tracks.
Your front porch collapses and four dogs git killed.
The people on Jerry Springer's show remind you of your neighbors
The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your wife
Youve been on the TV more than 5 times to describe the noise of a tornado
You might be a redneck if....
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
Your sister is the third generation of women in your family to conceive a baby as a result of an alien abduction.
You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.
You hooked up with your present girlfriend as a result of a message on the wall of the mens' room at the Flying J Truck Stop.
The centerpiece on your dining room table is an original signed work by a famous taxidermist.
You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.
Your huntin dawg had a litter of puppies in the living room and nobody noticed.
You think safe sex is a padded headboard.
You think there's nothin wrong with incest as long as you keep it in the family.
You were acquitted for murdering your first wife after she threw out your Elvis 8-tracks.
Your front porch collapses and four dogs git killed.
The people on Jerry Springer's show remind you of your neighbors
The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your wife
Youve been on the TV more than 5 times to describe the noise of a tornado