My resume is FULL of lies and half truths....hahaha.....this is how I get always get such good jobs.

Don't be afraid to lie for $$$ people.

Livejournal is so 1999.....hahahaha

Your perception of me is DEAD wrong.

That goes for all of you.

Seriously.

It's actually funny.....I'm such a facade.

I want and need a REAL, Full time girlfriend.

According to a University of Chicago study, the average person who describe themselves as "very interested in anime" showers once every three days.

Everyone that CAN attend MUST attend.

The 1st annual Margarita Madness, Spring into Spring BASH at the Jones Manor!!!!

Your gracious hosts, Gus and Johnny Sexual are going to be in full force!

222 Jones St. Modesto, CA.

RSVP with me @ 604-4822 (209)

Here is a link to the flyer


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MUST

STOP

BIDDING......

And "Buying it now"

Ebay is destroying me!!!!!!!!

I love Ebay.

Where else can you find obviously stolen Authentic Dolce & Gabbana Jeans that retail for $600 for only $150.....bahahaha.....and Cavalli underwear for $20 a pair.......plus I just got HELLLLLA shit for the new BMW.....I fucking LOVE Ebay.

LONG LIVE EBAY!!!!

Can all my friends just grow up already and become adults?

Fuck.

I feel like everyone is in high school still sometimes.

I had fun yesterday with my lil buddy toby at caleveras big trees.....then we went to Columbia.....then Sonora.....it was a fun day, that I needed alone. Plus I like taking toby places, partly because he doesn't know how to talk. Plus he's a chick magnet.

I wanna see The Notorius Betty Page and R.V. today or something.