soooooooooooooo ( Read more... )

so.
i love dancing. offiskally.

we redocorated our room. it is the killassruleallmega, ohyeah!


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a dialogue between two super poowers.

God: Is it okay to add some bar-b-cue sauce to my burger?

Mcdonalds: No.

God: No?

Mcdonalds: There is always a reason to make money.

God: I know, I created greed in seven days.

Mcdonalds: That is not on the menu.

man im tired ( Read more... )

dddddddddddddddude

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Post anything that you want, and post it anonymously. Anything. A story, a secret, a confession, a fear, a love -- any ole' thang. Be sure to post anonymously and honestly. Post twice if you'd like! Then, put this in your LJ to see what your friends (and perhaps others who you don't even realize read your LJ) have to say.

oh dannnnnnnng ( Read more... )

my tooth hurts because the dentists got all kinds of hellacious on my ass ( Read more... )

keepin it sadistic like:

I will try my hardest not to eat you little greek food in my fridge.

question.

How does one respond to: Peniswrinkle?

joeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

ps i love sitting at home.....in the mid early morning.....like right now 11:40 and i aint got shit to do....its so great to sit around when the sun light is out kinda...just giving some natural light.....then.....i can just kick back all evil style ( Read more... )