Is going to the doc worth it? I think not.

[vivelastarbucks]

So I got me some insurance, by golly. It's been awhile, see? First, I got my eyeballs checked and well, i posted that horror story. Then, I went to the regular ole' GP for a check-up where he prescribed me Imetrex for migraines, did a CBC, ordered a CT scan, and referred me to a Dermatologist for a possible biopsy on a mole. He then told me that if

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doctors rock.

[miz_anthrope]

Hey, old lady. Did you get your lovely pap yet? Aren't they great? I just love the part where they say, "Scoot down a little more. A liiiittle more." Until your butts hanging off the edge so that the couple of strangers can stare at your goods. I wonder if they talk about it afterward. I like to think they don't.

So are you anemic or anything?

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[vivelastarbucks]

Yeah, I got my Pap on Tuesday and what good times that was. Personally, I have no problems scooting down. My simple joy is when they tell you "realx your knees. Relax your knees a little more.....Okay youre going to have to relax your knees." Oh, yeah, i forgot that you need me to relax my knees cuz you need to stick a cold piece of metal up my who-who. well let me just spread eagle for ya cuz that sounds soooooooooooo pleasant.
i have no idea if i'm anemic. apparently they dont seem to think its that important to explain the results to you. they just say "yeah, he filed it as normal but your blood count isnt normal. thanks and have a great day." but i go back in a month to follow up on the Imetrex. thats when I'll bring out the big guns, Jada. Im gonna tell him a thing or two about a thing or two, by golly!

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[miz_anthrope]

He sounds like a quack. I'd have him do an anemia test on you. My doctor offered to do one. I don't think they come standard with your regular lab work.

So your problem is the spreading of the legs. See, I can relax my knees, but I'm way up there by the pillow, and apparently they can't examine me from up there.

Are you going to see LeAnn?

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[vivelastarbucks]

hay, i just got this post-toasty. yeah, we went to see LeAnn this past weekend. it was a'ight.
well, i go back to the quack next month and i'll ax him to do an anemia test on me and explain the h-results.