I don't know what's up, right, left or centre...

[viveleroi]

September 7, 10:15 pm: Campus - The Emergency Report Center received a request for Queen's First Aid to attend for an individual with a nose bleed. Both Security and QFA attended to treat the student who was injured when he and a friend attempted to "high five" each other and the friend missed, hitting him in the nose.
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Comments

[moscowdisco]

ahahahah dorks

[kkatz313]

that is one of the best stories i've ever heard.

[luktar]

i second this.

[_sissyneck_]

Hahaha that's hilarious. I better watch how I high-five!

laughing my ass off

[pistolsmith]

Haha! I can't believe all this hilarious stuff actually happens here!

January 31, 4:20 pm: West Campus - A student contacted Security to report he was unable to start his car - left parked in the West Campus lot - and called a tow truck to take it to a garage. However when the tow truck driver arrived, they discovered his car wouldn't start because someone had cut off and stolen his gas tank..

CUT OFF AND STOLEN?!

[viveleroi]

That's the best thing I've heard all day. Who DOES that?!