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[vivememorleti]

I'm not cursed.

But I would like to be, and I have a pair of handcuffs right here! Covered in suede for extra comfort! So if anyone is interested in playing pretend for the day~♪!

NEED NOT APPLY:

women under sixteen (cougars are fine)
men
Kurosaki-san (stop stalking me)
women with cold feet
women with cold hearts
uglies (fat chicks are fine)

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Comments

[onlyfive]

... Really.

[vivememorleti]

Really really!

[onlyfive]

Special.

[vivememorleti]

That's what the instructors used to call me in school, yeah.

[nogoldbikinis]

There is something wrong with you. Really.

[vivememorleti]

You're probably right. ♥

[nogoldbikinis]

I'm entirely sure that I'm right.

[vivememorleti]

I hear it really turns some women on, though.

[knightbalanced]

Urahara.

[vivememorleti]

What? ♥

[knightbalanced]

No.

[vivememorleti]

No?

[cat_scratched]

One wonders how far into your mouth your foot can go.

[vivememorleti]

I'll go get the tape-measure?

[cat_scratched]

Depends if you're still alive by the time you get it.

[vivememorleti]

Haven't died yet.

Take 2

[too_ugly]

WHO ARE YOU CALLING UGLY AGAIN!? I AM NOT UGLY!

YOU TACTLESS AND EVEN MORE TASTELESS MONKEY!

[vivememorleti]

You shouldn't call me a monkey, Ayasegawa-san. You might insult Zaraki-san's honor.

[too_ugly]

Insignificant, ex-member of a weak Division, Urahara Kisuke.

I needn't defend his honor. Zaraki-taichou would crush your skull and I'd gladly be there to clean up the remains.

[vivememorleti]

You should know better, Ayasegawa-san.

And if not, I don't have the time to teach you.