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I just thought I'd let everyone know that today I was dealing with a Mr and Mrs Win.

Unfortunately, they did not as their bath had overflowed.

I don't know if that's tragic or just ironic.

Ok, a few things:

Owen Wilson?? Sads =(

WoW, lvl 60 getz!

Jon - Sorry I got the day wrong @.@ But Happy Birthday for today!

At work, dun wanna be. Holiday a/o next frigya, can't wait!! I'm gonna do absolutely fack all yo.

xx

APRIL:
Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous.Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and ( Read more... )

In case ya'll have been livin' in a motha fuckin' CAVE for like the past MILLENIA ya'll should know that this ho's gracing her home town from the 8th September for one week only!!This gives ya'll a full 2 weeks to get over your hangovers from Jon's birthday partay, you bunch of lightweights ( Read more... )

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Another WoW expansion has been announced, ( Lich King )

I am not in an extremely good mood right now. Sure Toko was a lot more fun than I thought it would be, but now I have to somehow delete the internet so no-one can see the hideously unflattering pics of my fat belly.

Also my face is peeling off!! auuugh!!!!

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