✆ ring ring ring bananaphone

[vivisects]

☏

Ah, hey, this is Professor Stein.
[grind, grind]
Leave a message when it beeps and I'll call you back another time.

Comments

[freespirited]

[a short startled shriek, followed by hang-up -- or attempted hang-up]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, nonononono... No, nonono. No. No, not. Not. Not. No. No no... No, no. Nnnnnnnnno no no no... no no no.... try again... try again...

[incoherent till message limit]

[freespirited]

[embarrassingly frantic hang-up noise]

[freespirited]

Stop it! What do you want people to think about you?! A voice mail like that doesn't require focus, you idiot!

[freespirited]

Pick up the phone!!

[freespirited]

Why do you even have a phone if you don't answer it?!