Chii is back in college, so I can once again dedicate myself to wasting way too much time on the internet. I've had a couple interesting events occur in my life for a change. The details shall follow in mere moments ( Read more... )

And I bet you were expecting a legitimate post. Maybe later.

This time I would like to give a special thanks to Dr. Herbert West, who was gracious enough to reanimate all of the women who threw themselves from various cliffs last time around so that they could proceed to do so again. Their valiant efforts have brought about the utter destruction of Comcast through plagues and hellfire, reaching a climax ( Read more... )

I'm just going to write a quick (why do I suddenly hear cheering?) post informing everyone that I will once again not be updating my LJ for a while due to my cable company's bizarre desire to make sure that maintaining internet access is a near impossibility. Also, my car decided to explode all of its antifreeze out from the underside, so I won't ( Read more... )

Heh... I completely forgot that I had to buy tickets to see Siouxsie in D.C. this month. The concert's not until the beginning of September, but I'll be damned if I'm going to risk waiting and have the show sell out on me. So there's another $85 on my bill. I think it's time for me to bite the bullet and start milking the Overtime Machine ( Read more... )

I just bought what may very well be the most incredible... "decoration" for my apartment ever. It will undoubtedly be the centerpiece of conversation for anyone who visits my apartment for the first time. I cannot yet say exactly what this item is, as I wish to surprise Chii. Not that I necessarily think she's going to like it... I just want to ( Read more... )

I really should have expected something like this...

...and so the Pope turns to Hitler and says, "I thought it was a bit overcooked, myself ( Read more... )

Land that I loathe ( Read more... )

For those who care ( Read more... )