my day, in six lines

[vivitalia]

My first day at work was much more successful than the after-work search for work pants.
I hate pants shopping.
My lower half is shaped funny.
But I can make really cool brochures.
And pasta alla vodka with black truffles
So in the grand scheme of things, I guess it's a wash.

Comments

[rulefive]

Hate hate hate pants shopping too. I hear ya.

[vivitalia]

Maybe from now on I'll just hire a tailor to make all of my clothes to fit me perfectly. That way I won't have to deal with ill-fitting clothes and the self-esteem bludgeoning that comes with them, and I'll always look fabulous. We should go into business.