episode two

[vivitalia]

 My dad woke me up this morning with "Come take a picture of my chafing nipples! Quick!"

In which I started my morning taking photos of my dad with blood running down his shirt.

Again, family. Really?

About that sitcom. . .

Comments

[patrick_vecchio]

It's impossible to make up stuff like this. And if you did, no one would believe it.

[kubla42]

I'm remembering what caused the only similar experience I've ever had, and thinking that that makes that exchange a lot more uncomfortable for me to imagine.

[vivitalia]

Ew. He had gone for a 15-mile run in the rain wearing a waffle-knit shirt. Um, duh. All's I gotta say.

[kubla42]

Yeah, that's um totally exactly what happened to me and is totally what I was talking about.
::shifty eyes::

[vivitalia]

I know right? *shifty smirk*