Welcome to 2005, plus or minus innacuracies condoned by the Roman Catholic Church

Jan 09, 2005 18:56

Here's some old shit from the year afore I never got off my duff to post, and some new shit, that's well, new, but pretty weak. I'm too tired from being a slob to actually be creative and interesting for this update.

Episode 107: Power Buy!Nothing feels as close to prison sex as being raped by your god damn grocery store. Here's a shot of the ( Read more... )

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anonymous January 10 2005, 00:37:41 UTC

In wet cement, I'd scratch something like,

THIS IS ALL I COULD THINK OF

Nothing feels as close to prison sex as being raped by your god damn grocery store. Here's a shot of the receipt from my latest escapade...

KRISTIN WAS YOUR CASHIER TODAY

Just wondering, what did Kristin look like. Eye, hair color? Height? Was she cute?

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vix44 January 10 2005, 02:41:55 UTC
I can't really remember, that one dates back to November ( ... )

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chibisama January 10 2005, 02:51:45 UTC
Hey. I'm a "girl" and I heart you. So there.

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vix44 January 10 2005, 03:22:59 UTC
That's because you haven't met me at a blind corner, yet. : j It's only then that it begins...the screams, the mouth-agape stares, the summoning of security personnel...

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HAHAHAHA. chibisama January 10 2005, 01:26:28 UTC
Oh.And.

OMG TETRIS ATTACK.

Yeah. Everytime I see it mentioned I automatically jump into hyperactive "Play me" mode.

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Re: HAHAHAHA. vix44 January 10 2005, 02:43:35 UTC
I'm working on that...if I can get a handle on this netcode, my program will be nearing completion. I'm taking it slow (and remember, moderate speed has been four years, so far) because I don't want to have to rip stuff out and start anew; but if I get the net code finished, all I have to do is reinstall the statistics stuff, clean up the graphics, write the help files, and it'll be ready to play. Which is good, because I'm tired of waiting on this game to come out.

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Re: HAHAHAHA. chibisama January 10 2005, 02:48:30 UTC
"I'm taking it slow."

..Yeah. Just a bit.

*snicker*

*cough*

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Re: HAHAHAHA. vix44 January 10 2005, 03:25:11 UTC
You go ahead and snicker now. But in the future you'll learn to appreciate a man who works slowly.

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vix44 January 10 2005, 03:33:44 UTC
I suspect most of the defacement was done by females. Chalk-based sidewalk defacements are a weekly occurance, and are surely the work of females because men communicate by saying their words and then tossing a beer, and because men don't draw hearts over their i's. Also, the only males that have good handwriting are archetects, who practice their lettering for hours every night; and me when I was 13 or younger, because when I was a kid I was like some form of non-sexual faggot.

I got in trouble in Kindergarten because I refused to use that 'Manuscript" garbage that the big yellow poster advertised with the little numbered stroke arrows. I prefered sci-fi-esque block fonts and serif faces with fills.

A few parts of it are far sloppier, those may have been etched by testicles with meaty life support systems.

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