15 pleasant things I've learned about Winnipeg...

Jul 26, 2006 20:31

15. Do not have sex in Winnipeg... even if it's with someone you know and have brought here. There could be a disease waiting in a bed somewhere for you. SURPRISE ( Read more... )

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green_noise July 27 2006, 07:40:53 UTC
The totally inappropriate thing to say here is this:

I suppose if you keep on sucking long enough, you WILL get a bullet to the face.

Ehm.

Yeah, Winnipeg generally sucks. Except for the Forks area downtown, it's kind of nice there. When it's not under water...

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vixelyn July 27 2006, 07:43:49 UTC
My mom and aunt went to the Forks today -- they liked it and highly suggest my sister and I make our way down there before we leave ... with your added words, i think we may just have to. :)

When were you here? How come??

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green_noise July 27 2006, 08:09:52 UTC
A lot of my mom's side of the family lives in Manitoba. I was there last year in April for my uncle's memorial service....

Up until recently I had plans to go back there next month, but that won't be happening, oh well. Guess I'll have to go somewhere cool instead!

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vixelyn July 27 2006, 08:59:17 UTC
Oh yeah? My dads side of the family lives here and montreal, and my aunt is really sick so here we are. :>

Sorry about your uncle. :( Sounds like trips to Manitoba aren't usually for fun, huh. :/

Why the cancel for next month?

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weave July 27 2006, 13:37:09 UTC
soooo many questions
but i really wanna know about the not having sex thing; is it something you could get from just sleeping in the bed?
like scabbies or something?
eeeeew

you made me laugh quite bit darling :)
hope our trip gets better and you find yourself home safely

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weave July 27 2006, 13:54:44 UTC
Haha, no not exactly. ;) We were just observing and noticed that the guys will hit on anything and everything, but likely because the girls are so easy around here. My sister mentioned how the STI's have got to just be rampant...

Well low and behold, we nabbed internet access for a night and I actually found this out to be true -- they have a bad reputation for that kind of thing here, and learned all sorts of interesting facts about the high promiscuity, sex trade, and lack of protection in this city.

So I exaggerated a litte. ;)

How was San Diego?!

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vixelyn July 27 2006, 13:55:19 UTC
Oops, logging in helps. :O

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weave July 27 2006, 14:58:32 UTC
i've heard that...not much to do there but fuck and get wasted, from what i hear.
which sounds all fine and good and stuff, but sheesh.
i took you too literaly, i'm afraid.
i mean, what you said.
i didn't literaly take you.
oy, i'll shut up now.

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