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1. FIRST NAME: laura
2. WHAT IS THE MOST PHYSICAL PAIN YOU HAVE EVER BEEN IN? i once tripped and my face hit the vaccum cleaner but idk
3. DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE GUM WITH YOU? pretty much
4. WHAT KIND OF MOUTHWASH DO YOU PREFER? scope
5. ARE YOU GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BI? straight
6. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE A GOOD KISSER? oh im da bomb
7. WOULD YOU SEVER YOUR OWN PINKY FINGER WITH A KNIFE FOR 10 MILLION DOLLARS? yes
8. DO YOU THINK MIDGETS ARE CREEPY? nah they are pretty gangstaa
9. DO YOU BELIEVE IN A HIGHER BEING? if you mean someone taller than me
10. IF YOU ARE A SMOKER, WHAT IS YOUR BRAND? i dont smoke but vergina slims
11. WHAT IS YOUR DRUG OF CHOICE? x
12. BIG TRUCKS, LUXURY CARS, MOTOR CYCLES, OR FAST CARS? luxury cars
13. WHAT KIND OF SUNGLASSES DO YOU WEAR? big ones
14. HAVE YOU EVER ENGAGED IN ANAL SEX? possibly
15. DOES YOUR LOCAL WATER TASTE GOOD? no
16. WHAT KIND OF PC DO YOU HAVE? Dell
18. WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU GOT DRUNK? last night
19. IF YOU HIT A 50 MILLION LOTTO, WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU WOULD BUY? underwear
20. DO YOU EVER GAMBLE? no
21. IF YOU COULD LIVE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE? nyc
22. WHAT IS YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER? hello idenity theft
23. HAVE YOU EVER HAD A FLAT TIRE? yeah
25. DO YOU LIKE PRESIDENT BUSH? not in particular
26. ARE YOU HUNGRY RIGHT NOW? im good i just had a milk shake
27. WHAT IS/WAS YOUR FAVORITE SCHOOL LUNCH? fairway sub
28. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BREAKFAST FOOD? toast
29. WHAT IS THE OLDEST ITEM IN YOUR HOUSE? something my mom owns
30. HOW MANY CD'S DO YOU HAVE? 200ish
31. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO DRUNK YOU WET THE BED? if i have i dont rember and that would explain the smell
32. IF YOU COULD HAVE SEX WITH ANY ONE PERSON, WHO WOULD IT BE? who ever has the biggest penis in the world
33. HAVE YOU EVER UNDERGONE SURGERY? no
34. WHEN YOU STUB YOUR TOE OR BUMP YOUR HEAD, WHAT DO YOU USUALLY SAY? fuck
35. DO YOU ENJOY MAKING PEOPLE FEEL STUPID? no
36. WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE PERSON AT WORK/SCHOOL? lida
37. WHAT BRAND IS YOUR CELL PHONE? nokia
38. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING? ha no
39. HAVE YOU EVER CAUGHT ANYONE MASTURBATING? i wish
31. HOW OLD ARE YOU? 17
32. WOULD YOU RATHER SKY DIVE OR BUNGEE JUMP? sky dive
33. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ARRESTED? yeah
34. HOW OFTEN DO YOU SHAVE? when i feel like it
35. DO YOU THINK THE MIDGET QUESTION (8.) WAS OVER THE LINE? not really
38. ARE YOU RACIST? yes
39. DO YOU THINK FARTS ARE FUNNY? yes
40. LIBERAL, CONSERVATIVE, OR NEITHER? liberal
44. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PART OF YOUR BODY? my ass
45. ARE YOU STILL THINKING ABOUT THE MIDGET QUESTION? no
46. IF AN ENTIRE STATE IN AMERICA WERE TO VANISH, WHICH DO YOU THINK WOULD NOT LIKELY BE MISSED? if they are a red state no
47. HAVE YOU EVER FLUSHED A DECEASED PET DOWN THE TOILET? only flys and other insects
48. WHO ARE BETTER DRIVERS, MEN OR WOMEN? hermafodites
49. ARE YOU SEXIST? yes
50. WHAT DO YOU THINK THE DUMBEST SPORT IS? golf
51. DO YOU FORWARD CHAIN EMAILS THAT CLAIM TO BE GOOD/BAD LUCK? no
52. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING THIS VERY SECOND? i wanna play with my shower head
53. DO YOU SLOW DOWN AT CAR ACCIDENTS ATTEMPTING TO CATCH A GLIMPSE? no
54. WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING OTHER THAN CHECKING YOUR MYSPACE? playing on livejournal
55. HAVE YOU EVER HAD JURY DUTY? no
56. DO YOU KNOW YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER OFF THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD? yes
57. DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE SAYING "OFF THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD" ORIGINATED? no
58. ERA OYU DYXLESIC? yes at work i tell people the wrong price all the time
59. DID YOU ENJOY THIS SURVEY MORE THAN THE AVERAGE? no
60. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO AN ANIMAL? actually yes
In the last 24 Hours have you...
1. Had sex: no
2. Bought something: yes
3. Gotten sick: no
4. Sang: yes
5. Been kissed: no
6. Ate something: yes
7. Felt stupid: yes
8. Talked to an ex: no
9. Missed someone: no
LAST PERSON WHO:
1. Slept/layed in bed with you: sara
2. Saw you cry: mother
3. Made you cry: everything makes me cry
4. Went to the movies with? prob sara
5. You went to the mall with: sara and adam
6.You kissed: eric
Have You Ever...
1. Said "I Love You" and meant it: no
2. Got in a fight with your pet: no
3. Been to New York: yes
4.Been to Mexico: no
5. Been to Canada: yes
6. Been to Europe: yes
7. Been to Hawaii: yes
1. Do you have a crush on someone: meh
2. What book are you reading now: none
3. Worst feeling in the world: when u hit your toe on the wall
4. Future KIDS' names: alaska and leonardo
5. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: no
6. What's under your bed: a skateboard
7. Favorite sports to watch: i dont do sports
8. Favorite Location: my bed
9. Piercing/Tattoos: 21 - 2
10. Do you drink: yes
11. What are you most worried about right now: not getting really fucked up next weekend
12.Where do you want to get married: whatever house i am living in at that time
13. Who do you really hate: no one i dont care enough
14. Do you have a job: yes
15. Do you like being around people: yes
16. Have you ever liked someone you had no chance with: yes
17. Have you ever cried: yes
18. Are you lonely right now: no
19. Song that's stuck in your head a lot: happiness is a warm hand gun
20. Played strip poker: no
22. Been drunk for more than 2 days straight: yes
23. Done an all-nighter: yes
24. Been on radio/TV/movies: i was on tv in like 3rd grade
25. Been in a mosh-pit: sorta
26. Do you have any gay/lesbian friends: yeah
27. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex: nope