After my last post, I surfed Collegehumor.com. This made me feel better:

http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1687573/

So, yeah, I hate cops. I think in my entire life, I've been happy to see a cop once. They cause nothing but grief. So let me tell you how awesome my lunch break was ( Read more... )

Favorite quotes from today:

"What more could you want?"

"Orgies on speed."

Little Miss Lassy
sat on her assy
Eatin' her baby back rib
When all of a sudden
this pimp come a-struttin'
and took the bitch back to his crib!

Three finals down, one to go. I totally destroyed today's final, Reading. I was literally the second person done and there was only one question that I didn't know. I aced that biatch ( Read more... )

Ebay is amazing. I got my backrest in the mail for my motorcycle today. They normally cost about $150-$250. I had to search for over a year but I finally got one for about $60. The ladies love it. It makes them feel much safer. Best quote from yesterday, "This is really exciting for a girl; if you know what I mean!" Apparently, at the right speed, ( Read more... )

I had a dream last night that Alex took all the porn off my iPod and replaced it with gay porn and midget kickboxing. I remember enjoying the midget kickboxing. Eh, anyway, it was a weird dream.

Happy Easter

http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1682246/

alex was right, Battle Royal 2 sucks hard. Battle Royal 1 still kicks ass.

I had the shittiest day at school today. My kids were horrible. It is days like today that make me want to never step into a school again ( Read more... )

Amy, Kimberly and I are working on our Math Units. This is how serious it is:

amy: please come home and shoot me
amy: like, seriously.
amy: I just want to die
amy: this unit is eating my soul
vladimir303: i know babe
amy: so... you're coming home?
amy: I don't have a gun
amy: do you have one you can borrow?
amy: ljioehineo'tihnoe <3 kimberly ( Read more... )