Ask me a question about any or each of the following:

1. Friends
2. Sex
3. Music
4. Drugs
5. Love
6. LiveJournal

No matter how rude, sexual, or confidential. Then post this in your journal and see what questions you get asked.

What a weekend....

Saturday I was a college graduate.

yesterday I was a chauffeur...sorta

Today I am a brides' maid.

tomorrow I am a driver again...

what's next!?

AHH!

Me: did you know that "socially relevant factors alone become diagnostic for membership....."
Me: my head hurts...

Mom: i believe whatever you say

Me:HAHA
Me: really??
Me: there's a purple cow outside my window
Me: ...
Me: =Þ

Mom:  wow i wanna see it

Me: HAHA

Mom: lol

Update...

I'M GOING TO CANADA!!!

Someone dropped out of fulbright I guess, so now I'm going!!!

YAY!

Everything does always work out eventually....

I have a confession to make ( Read more... )

(It's kinda dirty, but I like it.)

I’m so addicted to
all the things you do
when you’re going down on me
In-between the sheets
all the sounds you make
with every breath you take
It’s unlike anything
when you’re loving me

This means that I am:

A fulbright ALTERNATE

Depressed

Trying to figure out what the hell I'm gonna do this summer/next year

Stressed

So ( Read more... )

I'm a big fan of this song:

3. I'm Not Jesus

[feat. Corey Taylor]

Dirty little secret
Dirty little lies
Say your prayers and comb your hair
Save your soul tonight

Drift among the faithful
Bury your desires
Aberrations fill your head
You need a place to hide
And I am

Do you remember me?
And the kid I used to be?
Do you remember me?

[Chorus ( Read more... )

For an assignment in my translation class, we had to put a french text through a computer translater (such as freetranslation.com) and evaluate it.  Another student in the class ended up with this atrocity!

I think even those of you who can't read french will appreciate this.  I laughed til I cried!

Here's the "English" Output:

As j'avais six years ( Read more... )