Punking out with a survey.
Do you know who axxo is? How?
I have no idea.
What was the last movie you saw in theaters?
Yikes. "Star Trek".
Who was the last person of the opposite sex you hung out with?
The gentleman of trivia.
What will you being doing tomorrow?
Working etc.
Have you ever cut yourself on purpose?
Not unless you count tattooing/piercing.
Is there something you would change about high school?
No. It was what it was.
Do you have any nieces or nephews?
No, only Fairy Godchildren.
Who were you with the last time you were speeding?
Over the weekend.
Do you like musicals? If so which ones?
I am really not a fan of musicals, but I do like "Assassins".
Jack or Sawyer?
LOCKE, motherfuckers.
Do you take any pills regularly?
Advil.
Do you have acne?
Yes.
Do you have/want kids?
No.
Who do you get along better with, guys or girls?
I get along with awesome people.
Do you have any step-family? (not necessarily step parents, could be step cousins, step uncle, etc.)
No.
Do you know anyone who is adopted?
Yes
Could you ever kill a member of your own family?
No.
What is your opinion on all the superhero movies?
I love them.
What kind of stuff do you YouTube?
Music videos and stuff my friends have done.
What is the relationship between you and your father?
It was awesome.
Have you ever made out with someone, even though you just met, without alcohol being involved?
uh....yeah.
Pot should be legalized, what do you think?
Yes
What is your opinion on Bill Maher?
He's a left-wing foil to Bill O'Reilly. But he's funny sometimes.
Do you netflix?
No.
Last fast food you ate?
Wendys?
Are you tired?
A bit, yeah.
What really rocks your socks?
Rocks. And Socks.
Do you have any opinion on teen sensations, such as Miley, and the Jonas Brothers?
In the history of popular modern music, there has always been a "Teen Idol". These artists are no different. At some point, they'll all grow up.
Are you a virgin?
uh....no.
What would you prefer being single and hating it, or being in a relationship with someone you can’t love?
Single.
What is something your parents did/do that you will never do to your kids, if you choose to have some?
My parents kinda rocked, and we turned out OK. I have no complaints.
iPod or Zune?
iPie!
Have you ever smoked weed out of anything other then a joint/bong/pipe?
You name it, I've smoked out of it.
Where is the last place you had an itch?
My ear.
Do you know anybody that sleeps with their eyes open?
My cat, sometimes.
If you jumped off your roof, how much pain would you be in?
A lot, my apartment building is four stories.
If you were to get into a fight with a person you hated, who would win?
I'm fairly certain I would win, because I won't quit and I feel no pain.
What do you like most about being your age?
I'm almost a god damn COUGAR. Bring on the youngins!
What bothers you about your country's leader?
The early concessions.
What is your favorite song to turn up loud and sing along to?
Just about anything, but I'm partial to Prince and Stevie Wonder.
If you're straight, which celebrity of the same sex would you have sex with? If you're gay/lesbian, same thing but with the opposite sex?
Cliche, I know, but I bet Jolie's a crazy minx.
Have you read the 'A Series of Unfortunate Events' series?
No.
Why did the last awkward moment you experienced happen?
Yesterday.
Which friend of yours puts their boyfriend in front of their friends?
The ones that I don't hang out with anymore.
Or do you do that, too?
No boyfriend.
Would you rather have a stomach ache or a headache?
headache - I know how to handle those better.
Assuming you have them, out of your iPod, cell phone and camera, which has the worst battery life?
My cell phone.
What was the last lyric you said aloud?
I was singing "Last Goodbye" this afternoon.
Which of your friends has the best laugh?
Shaine.
If you don't have a Twitter, why not?
I'm just not that exciting.
Why is your favorite season, your favorite?
Summer, because it's (normally) hot and sticky, and I love that.
Are you one of those people who just can't seem to ever be healthy?
I'm rarely sick.
When you get mad, do you stay mad or do you get over it within a short amount of time?
I don't stay mad, but I don't get over it, either. It's just a decision to not be close to whomever I was mad at.
Do you wear your favorite color a lot?
Yes.
Have you ever considered a life of crime fighting like many popular superheroes?
I prefer to stay behind the scenes, assisting the heroes. Like Alfred or Q.
Are you one of those people that need absolutely no encouragement to talk?
Ha. No.
Do you take more interest in conversations about conventional topics or really off-beat ones?
Depends on what I've ingested prior to the conversation.
Have you ever passed out from complete exhaustion?
Not in front of people, thankfully.
Do have an ideal person that you want to fall in love with, or are you just willing to accept whoever you happen to fall for?
Yes. And No. And Maybe.
Did you ever like someone, date them, and then find out that they were extremely different from what you thought they were?
Yes.
Do you find that you can always learn something from significant experiences -- good or bad -- that happen in your life?
Sure.
Do you find yourself attracted to the type of person that's extremely different from yourself?
No.
What do you think of cinnamon-flavoured toothpaste?
It's delicious, but it damages my gums.
Has anyone you know moved recently?
Yes.
Would you consider painting your bedroom purple?
Wouldn't match the bedding.
What DON'T you like about the weekend?
Lately, the weather.
Can you see a person if you look out your window right now?
Usually, but their office is dark.
Is making snowmen a winter tradition of yours?
No.
What made you laugh the most today?
It's been pretty low key today.
Could you go for some hot chocolate right now?
Not really.
Is your shirt very colourful?
Nope.
Do you know anyone whose initials spell a word? What word?
Mine. My father's.
How often do you use the word "excellent"?
Fairly often.
Does it make you sad when your favourite show ends for the season?
Yes.
What is your favourite show, anyway?
LOST.
Assuming you have Facebook, who last left you a wallpost?
KT
Assuming you have various kinds of electronics (phone, camera, iPod, etc.), are you currently charging any of them?
No.
Assuming you use moisturizer, what kind do you currently use?
Body Shop Vitamin E body butter.
Assuming you have hair, how are you wearing it today?
Bangs pinned back, and a ponytail.
Assuming you're listening to music, what are you listening to?
The radio.
Assuming you have better things to do other than surveys, what should you be doing right now?
Working.
Assuming you're consuming something, what are you eating/drinking?
Coffee.
Assuming you're not homeless, what kind of living arrangements do you have?
A lovely one-bedroom apartment.
Assuming you've looked outside today, what's the weather like?
Cloudy.
Assuming you'll be wearing clothes today, what will your outfit be?
Royal blue T shirt and beige trousers.
Assuming you have friends, when's the last time you talked to one of your bests?
Over the weekend.
Assuming you're not a saint, have you ever shoplifted?
Yes.
Do you prefer paperback, hardcover, or permabound?
Permabound.
Do you press the button to cross the street or do you just walk when you see fit?
I like pushing buttons.
Are any of your clothes stored with mothballs?
No.
Have you ever tried sunflower seeds? Did you like them?
Delicious.
What's the most cash you've ever lent out? How about borrowed?
I don't think it's ever gone over $100 or $200.
Have you ever filled out a form for those sweepstakes boxes in fast food joints?
No.
Do you ever make signs that you raise up while in the audience or crowd?
No.
Have you ever posted any videos on YouTube?
Yes.
Is there a basketball hoop hooked above the garage, on a door, etc.?
No.
Does your room have a nightstand? Bookshelves?
My grandmother's sewing machine is serving as my nightstand.
Would you like a canopy bed or do you already have one?
Not really.
Does your home have a chimney and is it all coated in soot, etc.?
No.
What was your favorite childhood nursery rhyme or tongue twister?
She sells seashells by the seashore.
Do you always eat the fries that fall to the bottom of the bag first?
Yes.
Do you put your hair up with clips, barrettes, scrunchies, or all?
I'll put my hair up with pretty much anything - bobby pins, pencils, pieces of string...
Have you ever tried shaving with whipped cream?
That seems like an awful waste of whipped cream.
Do you like eating those roses or cake decorations made of icing?
At times.
What's your favorite type of cheese - American, Swiss, bleu, etc.?
I'm a provolone fan.
Do you even bother using "gender terms" (ie. actor & actress)?
They're actors. Period.
Did you ever eat dirt, grass, or glue as a child?
No.
Have you ever relied on someone for money?
My employer, I guess.
Would you rather die of natural causes or something tragic, like drowning?
Doesn't matter, as long as it's instantaneous.
Are you pretty good at remembering birthdays?
Yes.
Do you use sunscreen?
I have to.
Is Friday your favorite day of the week?
No, Sunday is.
Are you more interested in your own birthday than other people's birthdays?
No - I like going to parties instead of throwing them.
Has anyone sexually harassed you?
Not to an extent that I felt I needed legal action. But yeah, I've been there.
Do you want to have babies with someone?
No.
Have you ever tried a veggie burger?
Yes. They're great with bacon.
Are people afraid of you? If so, how does that make you feel?
I think that some folks might find me terrifying. And that's OK by me - those who get to know me find out that I'm not so bad (I hope).
Do you think you're better than most people?
I'm average, at best.
Have you ever thrown a party for someone? Who?
Yes. Lots of people.
Do you own any underwear with rainbows on it?
No.
Have you ever been laid off?
No.
Is Christian Bale your favorite actor?
He's good, he's up there.
Do you have HDTV? Do you want it?
I've got it.
When you go somewhere, do you pack a lot of stuff?
I really try to keep it to one carry-on.
Are you scared that you might marry the wrong person?
No.
Have you ever given a speech?
Yes.
Do romantic films sometimes make you depressed?
Only the really good ones.
Do you know who Mickey Rourke is?
Yes.
Have you ever been on a summer softball team?
No.
Do you like to take walks?
I do.
If you don't drive, do you ride bikes to get to places, or do you just wait until someone is available to bring you?
I walk, bike, or take public transportation or a Zipcar.
What does your spring cleaning involve?
Opening the windows and washing everything.
Do you want to see what it would be like to live in an igloo?
Hell no.
Do you use Netflix?
No.
Are your social skills similar to those of notorious homicidal maniacs?
No.
Are you antisocial?
No. I just prefer to associate with awesome people, and to avoid non-awesome people.
Have you ever had a nervous breakdown?
No.
Do you have trouble making decisions?
No
Do you have ADD?
No.
Drake & Josh or iCarly?
Dang kids.
What's the next trip you're going on?
I'm not sure.
What grade are you going into?
33rd grade.
When you were little, did you only get Happy Meals so you could have the toy?
And now, too.
Do you wear blush?
Not often.
What was the last concert you went to?
Better than Ezra, a few weeks ago.
Do you understand the fascination of Jon & Kate Plus 8?
That shit terrifies me.
Do you like country music?
Some.
Do you own a scanner?
Yes.
Have you ever gotten professional pictures taken?
Not for myself, but for other events.
Would you like to live in Hollywood?
No.
Can you swim?
Yes.
Do you drink enough water?
Probably not.
What color is your iPod?
Black
Have you seen the movie Seven?
Yes.
Angelina Jolie or Megan Fox?
Jolie.
Is there anything else breathing in the room with you?
Some coworkers.
Cake or pie?
Cake, please!
What's the latest you've ever slept in?
The next day.
Do you REALLY text that much?
No.
Do you have summer reading?
Pride & Prejudice & ZOMBIES.
Have you ever talked to a celebrity on the phone?
No.
Is it supposed to rain today?
It is raining.
Do you like Katy Perry?
Not really.
Do you like the ends of bananas?:
Yes.
Describe yourself in one word.:
Short.
Do you want to change the colour of your eyes?:
No.
Have you ever had an orange thrown at you?:
No.
What is your favourite lesson?:
Look both ways before crossing the street.
Have you ever been in love?:
Yes.
Do you get annoyed when people say you're too young to be in love?:
I'm way past "young".
What is your ideal job?:
House cat.
Park or the Beach?:
Beach.
Do you like somebody?:
I like lots of people.
Do you have a 'type'?:
Not a physical type...more of a personality type. Artistic addicts, in particular. Delicious.
Do you like Twilight?:
Never read/saw.
Do you like cheese?:
Yum.
Favourite talk show host?:
Jon Stewart.
Favourite smell?:
That smell of the North End - the ocean mixed with red sauce and cigars. Love it.
Have you ever read something by Shakespeare?:
Quite a bit.
If so, what was it and did you like it?:
The sonnets, Hamlet, As You Like It, Midsummer, R & J, the Scottish play, 12th night...I like the sonnets best.
Know any other languages?:
French.
Have you ever laughed so hard you couldn't hear it?:
Sure.
Have you ever searched Google Earth?:
No.
How many people do you know named Ashley?:
I think none at the moment.
Favourite boy name?:
Richard.
Favourite girl name?:
Veronica.
Have you ever wanted to live in Australia?:
Visit first, then decide on residency.
Are you hungry right now?:
Not really.
Ever lied to your parents?:
Hasn't everyone?
Do you like slogan tees?:
Depends on the slogan.
Ever inhaled helium from a balloon?:
Sure.
Are you in a relationship?:
No.
If so, is it a secret?:
See above.
What word do you use the most?:
"Okay".
Favourite animal?:
Ferrets.
What website do you visit the most?:
Jezebel.
Do you like Paramore?:
I do.
If so, what is your favourite song of theirs?:
"that's what you get"
Have you ever tried to make somebody jealous?:
No.
Have you ever had a major accident?:
No.
Ever been to Disneyland?:
No.
Would you say you are part of the 'in crowd'?:
Absolutely not.
Have you ever gotten flowers?:
Yes.
Do you doodle on paper?:
Yes.
Have you ever fallen asleep in school?:
Yes.
Taken any medication in the past 24 hours?:
No.
Own a car?:
No.
Play a musical instrument?:
No.
Do you think skater boys are cute?:
They're way too scrawny for me.
Own your own camera?:
Yes.
Ever been kissed unexpectedly?:
Yes. Sometimes received well, sometimes...not so much.