False Labor Pains

[vnvfan]

I was so sure that the baby was coming yesterday. I was shopping and went to the bathroom. My pants were soaked, like I had just peed myelf. I finished shopping (why stop?), then called my cousin and asked if my water could have broke. She said maybe and came over to take me to the hospital. Well, it didn't damn it. They said it was just a

Comments

[rightbloody]

I hope it wasn't at Wal Mart!

You should have the Baby at Bats!Ken Ian and I will help you deliver!

[vnvfan]

No, it wasn't at Wal-Mart. It was worse, Big Lots. How white trash is that??? How bad would it have been if I would've gone into labor at the frickin' Big Lots.

Man, I am going to be staying at home from now on.

[frankthebaptist]

I have a lot of mucus too. I hope it works out brilliantly.

[vnvfan]

I hope it's not the same type of mucus. That'd just be weird.