GoT: Notes from a Noob
Today we showed the first two episodes of Game of Thrones to a friend. Who promptly proved to be FAR TOO GOOD at this sort of thing.
Joffrey arrives at Winterfell: "That kid looks nothing like his father." *My boyfriend erupts into laughter.*
Rob and Ned: "Ok, they're best friends. When does one of them die?"
Trying to reference Tyrion and Jaime: "You know, the awesome midget guy and the brother who's like, 'got your bitches.'"
Viserys gets all gropey: "He's a tool. Can I call him Toolface?"
Bran is thrown out of a window: "He doesn't die. Let me guess, he can't move his legs, gets psychic powers, and forms a ragtag team of heroes." *At this point my boyfriend broke into giggles again.*
After a cut to Dothraki: "Meanwhile, back at wonderful horse and rape town!"
End of Episode 2: "I can see her! The queen, she's starting to levitate on pure bitch evil!"
Also today, I saw the Team Fortress Two promos for the first time. Sheer awesomeness.
Back to Winterfell. Just starting Storm, but I will FINISH Dance before school starts, so help me.
Joffrey arrives at Winterfell: "That kid looks nothing like his father." *My boyfriend erupts into laughter.*
Rob and Ned: "Ok, they're best friends. When does one of them die?"
Trying to reference Tyrion and Jaime: "You know, the awesome midget guy and the brother who's like, 'got your bitches.'"
Viserys gets all gropey: "He's a tool. Can I call him Toolface?"
Bran is thrown out of a window: "He doesn't die. Let me guess, he can't move his legs, gets psychic powers, and forms a ragtag team of heroes." *At this point my boyfriend broke into giggles again.*
After a cut to Dothraki: "Meanwhile, back at wonderful horse and rape town!"
End of Episode 2: "I can see her! The queen, she's starting to levitate on pure bitch evil!"
Also today, I saw the Team Fortress Two promos for the first time. Sheer awesomeness.
Back to Winterfell. Just starting Storm, but I will FINISH Dance before school starts, so help me.