I don't care how late it is. I'm doing this before I forget.
Urban Dictionary meme! Looked like too much fun so I STOLE it. :3
The URBAN DICTIONARY Meme
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.
1.) Your name: Kristen
Slang for "most awesome girl ever"
That sounds about right!
2.) Your age: 16
Legal age for fucking in the UK.
I was not aware!
3.) One of your friends: Brigid
Okay, sorry. Wayyy too tl;dr.
It's a literal definition, man.
4.) What you should be doing?: Sleeping
To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
Ohdear. That's certainly not what I call sleeping. xD
5.) Your favorite color: Purple
Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.
Once again, I was not aware!
6.) Your birthplace: Pennsylvania
Better than your state. Sure, the roads suck, but not as bad as parts of Kentucky. Sure, the people can be dumb, but not as dumb as in Alabama. Sure, the weather sucks, but not as badly as it does in Alaska. Yeah, okay, it's a little rural, and you have to buy your liquor in state stores, and there's no beaches, but at least we're not West Virginia. Or Iowa. Plus, the Amish are cool, we make ketchup and chocolate, the Steelers used to be a decent team, and hey! we've got a town called Intercourse
Sounds about right!
7.) Month of your birthday?: September
THE BEST BIRTHDAY MONTH OF THE YEAR!
IN JANUARY PEOPLE GET DRUNK AND COLD. AND NINE MONTHS LATER IN SEPTEMBER AN ABUNDANCE OF BABIES ARE BORN!
Added the example because it's hilarious.
8.) Last person you talked to: Brother
a person whom you are related to. sometimes a role model. sometimes an ass. sometimes a friend. a person who you are stuck being related to until the day you die through good or bad
9.) Last thing you had to drink: Water
The 4th element required to summon Captain Planet
10.) What did you eat last?: (White Castle) Burgers
Minced and reformed beef in a vaguely disc-shaped slab, cooked, and placed inside a bread roll, possibly along with various vegetables and sauces. Usually the meat is sourced from cheap offcuts and has a higher than average fat content. That being said, there is something distinctly refreshing about biting into a great greasy burger once every so often.
11.) Your nickname: VeeCee
Well, I found my definition of the word 'Nerdfighter' by doing that!
So lemme just try Vee.
Girl pee. It derives from the fact that it's called "pee" for boys because we have a penis. So when a girl has to pee it's called "vee" for vagina.
..That is EXTREMELY logical! :| At first I was like dude what, but now that I look again...
And for good measure, let's try Krissy too.
Often a quiet, antisocial, passionate and induvidualistic girl. Strong sense of character and morals, attracted to the arts, such as dance and drama, and is very open minded. Tendancy to appear odd or angry as to only attract people who really care to know her. Appearance: very likely the most beautiful creature on earth. A warning to those who fall in love with her- studies have yet to see anyone get over Krissinitis.
Okay it's the second one, but the first one was 'substitute for the word sexy in any situation.' Which, don't get me wrong, is totally accurate too.
Okay it's almost 5 am.
I might go to bed now.
...Maybe.
The URBAN DICTIONARY Meme
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.
1.) Your name: Kristen
Slang for "most awesome girl ever"
That sounds about right!
2.) Your age: 16
Legal age for fucking in the UK.
I was not aware!
3.) One of your friends: Brigid
Okay, sorry. Wayyy too tl;dr.
It's a literal definition, man.
4.) What you should be doing?: Sleeping
To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
Ohdear. That's certainly not what I call sleeping. xD
5.) Your favorite color: Purple
Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.
Once again, I was not aware!
6.) Your birthplace: Pennsylvania
Better than your state. Sure, the roads suck, but not as bad as parts of Kentucky. Sure, the people can be dumb, but not as dumb as in Alabama. Sure, the weather sucks, but not as badly as it does in Alaska. Yeah, okay, it's a little rural, and you have to buy your liquor in state stores, and there's no beaches, but at least we're not West Virginia. Or Iowa. Plus, the Amish are cool, we make ketchup and chocolate, the Steelers used to be a decent team, and hey! we've got a town called Intercourse
Sounds about right!
7.) Month of your birthday?: September
THE BEST BIRTHDAY MONTH OF THE YEAR!
IN JANUARY PEOPLE GET DRUNK AND COLD. AND NINE MONTHS LATER IN SEPTEMBER AN ABUNDANCE OF BABIES ARE BORN!
Added the example because it's hilarious.
8.) Last person you talked to: Brother
a person whom you are related to. sometimes a role model. sometimes an ass. sometimes a friend. a person who you are stuck being related to until the day you die through good or bad
9.) Last thing you had to drink: Water
The 4th element required to summon Captain Planet
10.) What did you eat last?: (White Castle) Burgers
Minced and reformed beef in a vaguely disc-shaped slab, cooked, and placed inside a bread roll, possibly along with various vegetables and sauces. Usually the meat is sourced from cheap offcuts and has a higher than average fat content. That being said, there is something distinctly refreshing about biting into a great greasy burger once every so often.
11.) Your nickname: VeeCee
Well, I found my definition of the word 'Nerdfighter' by doing that!
So lemme just try Vee.
Girl pee. It derives from the fact that it's called "pee" for boys because we have a penis. So when a girl has to pee it's called "vee" for vagina.
..That is EXTREMELY logical! :| At first I was like dude what, but now that I look again...
And for good measure, let's try Krissy too.
Often a quiet, antisocial, passionate and induvidualistic girl. Strong sense of character and morals, attracted to the arts, such as dance and drama, and is very open minded. Tendancy to appear odd or angry as to only attract people who really care to know her. Appearance: very likely the most beautiful creature on earth. A warning to those who fall in love with her- studies have yet to see anyone get over Krissinitis.
Okay it's the second one, but the first one was 'substitute for the word sexy in any situation.' Which, don't get me wrong, is totally accurate too.
Okay it's almost 5 am.
I might go to bed now.
...Maybe.