[ SUDDENLY. IF YOU'RE IN THE FAMILY MART. YOU'LL HEAR THE FOLLOWING ANNOUNCEMENT. ]
ATTENTION, FAMILY MART SHOPPERS!
RON KEINE'S ASS.
THAT IS ALL.
[ and then there is a pause. ]
THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING AT FAMILY MART, AND HAVE A GREAT DAY.
[ the culprit behind this hangs up the intercom phone, stands up, dusts herself off, and walks off to escape before a hysterical
shopatfamima can catch her. ]
( ooc: t-this was talked about last night in a chat. also, I have to go to work soon, so I'll catch up on things when I get back. )