★ 03 - Fish (Aye aye, capt'n!)

[phonedgunblade]

[Today is Talk Like a Pirate Day, and the Dressing Room seems to have transformed to celebrate. Everyone is now on a boat pirate ship, sailing the seas in search of treasure or stuck up merchant ships to plunder. Characters may or may not be dressed and speaking to fit the occasion

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[stars_struck]

[is standing on the headpiece of the ship, in lieu of a rooftop]

[has a bitching and huge captain's hat on]

[pimpsaw]

[why the hell are YOU captain :|]

[stars_struck]

[because the show is named after me, suck it]

[pimpsaw]

[:|

opens her mouth to say something

closes it.

... King Saw has been shrunk down to a more reasonable size. wth.]

[stars_struck]

[with a deep sigh:]

I ain't got th'faintest of ideas about this either, so if yer give me any lip I'll keelhaul yer.

[pimpsaw]

...

...

This be incredibly stupid.

[stars_struck]

...

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It be's nothin' to do with me.

[pimpsaw]

... [yeah she's not gonna talk anymore]

[stars_struck]

... 'least we ain't dead on the wataaaaar.

[pimpsaw]

Ah.

I won't be takin' any orders from ye.

[stars_struck]

I expected outright mutiny. It's a step higher'n that, at least.

[pimpsaw]

Mutiny, eh...? [NOW THAT'S AN IDEA]

[stars_struck]

If you try it, I'll pitch yer off the plank.

[pimpsaw]

Keh, like ye'd be able to.

[stars_struck]

I ain't the one with a habit of spillin' me guts across the deck, now.

[pimpsaw]

Does that bother ye?