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Nov 27, 2011 15:56

[ So, apparently, Miku has decided to set up some kind of fundraiser for SCIENCE! Her has a little stall stand set up, with a tall jar next to her. She's just... stood there, smiling cheerfully. She has a sign at the front of her stand that reads; ]

KISSES: $2
ALL PROCEEDS GO TO THE CRYPTON SCIENCE ENRICHMENT CENTER (vis-a-vis Kaito)
[ Oh lord. ]

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idkmybffpingas November 27 2011, 19:15:20 UTC
[...Huh. Aperture Enrichment Center? Wasn't it supposed to be Crypton? But never mind that - if "Enrichment Center" and "Kaito" are in the same sentence, we're pretty sure we know where that mojo's coming from. Always room for error, though...and speaking of error, it would probably be smartest to walk away from this, not invite any trouble from that neck of the woods. We've been doing a good job of staying clear of it lately.

But then again, this is Saul. He ain't afraid o' no science. CURIOSITY CORE WILL NOW HAVE AN ENCOUNTER WITH CURIOSITY as he strolls on up. It reminds him of the kissing booths back in that...kissing booth place? How 'bout that - he only now realizes that he doesn't know where that last batch of booths was set up.

Oh well. C'est la cosmos.]

Sellin' kisses, huh?

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APETURE SCIENCE? I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU MEAN. curiousmiku November 27 2011, 19:29:25 UTC
[ She beams at him and nods. ]

I did some research! You can make a lot of money it seems, it seems~

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I'M VERY SURE YOU DO. idkmybffpingas November 27 2011, 19:37:43 UTC
[...Wait a second. It does say Crypton! That's funky; where the hell did he got Aperture from? Oh well, back to business.]

You sure can, when yer as good-lookin' as yerself.

[Crypton Enrichment and Kaito - yeah, this could be trouble.]

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NOPE, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT curiousmiku November 27 2011, 19:42:42 UTC
[ Hee, ego stroking! Miku giggles to herself and bounces up and down on the balls of her feet. ]

Since the Enrichment Center isn't here, we'll just have to build a new one, right right?

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totally_blue November 27 2011, 19:22:34 UTC
[He's second to that word once he reads the sign.

Oh lord.]

Why all of sudden came up with this idea?

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curiousmiku November 27 2011, 19:30:54 UTC
I did! It's a good idea, right right?

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totally_blue November 27 2011, 19:41:45 UTC
[Aside from that, it does seem like a good idea.]

Sounds ridiculous, but it does!

[No way he would turn down Miku's ideas!]

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curiousmiku November 27 2011, 19:43:20 UTC
I just have to wait for someone to to give me some money! It's foolproof!

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it_are_fact November 28 2011, 05:31:16 UTC
[The Fact Core seems to have noticed your little stall and apparently has something to say about it.Kissing can lead to an infectious disease. Mononucleosis, or mono, is the prototypical “kissing disease,” and sexually-transmitted diseases are infamous following some romantic interludes. There are many infections that can be spread through mere kissing alone ( ... )

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curiousmiku November 28 2011, 17:38:01 UTC
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Wh-what?

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it_are_fact November 29 2011, 04:56:27 UTC
[What, 'what'? Those facts were perfectly understandable. The Fact Core does not see a problem here.]

The Fact Core was informing you of the hazards of your new occupation. Does The Fact Core need to repeat them?

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curiousmiku November 29 2011, 18:13:41 UTC
But... I--I'm an android. I can't get sick, right right?

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