The long awaited lucy dream story i promissed jess i would post:

[vociferousberet]

ok, first of all i have evidence that lucy still exists. no, she did not forget in her self-absorbed absent-mindedness, to just not wake up one day. i received a forwarded email from her, which i could not read. however, i did have a dream about her over a month ago

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[jesslaughshard]

i was reading through my email the other day and just as i clicked on lucy's email to delete it thinking it was one of the many porn messages i get daily - thanks to my au pair family who dislikes me just as much as i want to burn down their house, i looked at 'lucy roberts' and thought the name looked familiar. 'lucy roberts' it read and thinking there was no way she would actually be writing to me, i opened it.

shay, we were the only two who got that email, which is weird. lucy has never written me, ever.

what the fuck?

yes, alyssa would kick her ass.

i have nothing relevent to add

[anonymityrocks]

so i'm just going to say

A- re: shay's post, hahahahahaha

and

B- L.R. stinks

[vigilantragu]

wait what did satan say in her email?

[vociferousberet]

couldn't read it. too many weird symbols in between each word. it probably read as follows:

"i am a douche bag. at my house my mom serves lies, deceit, and guilt as a side dish. i'll fuck your boyfriend, say 'i didn't think about it. sorry.' and then fuck him again."

[tomsdiner]

Well I'm getting the clear feeling that whoever Lucy is she is very disliked. I'm happy that you had such a good dream about her.
xoxo

[vigilantragu]

FUCK LUCY FUCK LUCY FUCK LUCY FUCK LUCY. MAY SHE GET WHATS COMING TO HER AND I BE THERE TO WATCH!

and big ups to Alyssa. those maziarz always have the best concept of how justice should live.

aye, we do.

[jesslaughshard]

i mean c'mon, why wait for karma when revenge produces the sweetest smile known thus far?