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[vociferousberet]

i forgot how much i missed going on rides with karen. the song where "wait til you see my dick" is repeated more than anything else is a regular in her car. i love it because jo and karen have got the moves, and it is like watching a music video or some shit. and then of course flying down fucking tremont street cuz the dude in the car ahead of

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My take on wine

[jesslaughshard]

just tell 'em the following:
you drink it a glass at a time
each glass goes down like water
you still don't feel drunk
so when the bottle's finished you wonder how
you get up and walk outside
BAM! the air smacks you like a drunk bitch
and you fall down.

Re: My take on wine

[vociferousberet]

words of wisdom from the queen of eating it. what would i have done at the ghetto without our most graceful fall?

[vigilantragu]

oh jo-hanna, i miss that little ball of madness. i was just recalling today, one afternoon when i was cooking and i couldnt find my olove oil. i looked everywhere, andcould not find it. sure enough, it was sitting without its lid, inside my tub. apparently johanna needs my olive oil to condition her body.

never a dull moment with that one.