Two Sickles

Oct 24, 2008 15:11

[AWWW! LOOK! A PANDA! HE'S JUST SO CUTE, OMG! SO CUTE IT CAUSES CAPSLOCKING. Doncha just wanna hug him and pet him and tell him all your problems and feed him bamboo? You know you waaant to~ It's just so impossibly cute and he's sitting right on that bench, all unassuming and smiley and-]

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panda, russia, costume plot, spying, ic, ivan, aw cute

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thefirstphase October 24 2008, 19:21:02 UTC
[Of all of the random things happening nowadays - this is a new one. Wth panda?]

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vodkadrinksyou October 24 2008, 19:22:34 UTC
[Hello there! Being a panda, he can't talk right now, but he does raise his head a little and smile. And makes whatever noise a panda makes. Don't you just wanna tell it all your problems?~]

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thefirstphase October 24 2008, 19:27:32 UTC
....... [There are no words. What is this strange creature and why is it making me not want to commit genocide? Should we be disturbed by this? We are unsure...]

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vodkadrinksyou October 24 2008, 19:29:17 UTC
[d'awww. If the panda could read minds, which he can't, being a Panda and all, he'd be very touched. Since he can't, though, he just noms on his bamboo some more.]

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deviousintent October 24 2008, 19:28:29 UTC
[...poke]

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vodkadrinksyou October 24 2008, 19:30:28 UTC
[Pokes back. Hello, friend~ Nice to meet you, the panda'd say if he could talk. Which, as we're sure you know by now, is impossible because pandas can't talk.]

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deviousintent October 24 2008, 19:31:49 UTC
I didn't know we had a zoo here.

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vodkadrinksyou October 24 2008, 19:33:52 UTC
[The panda seems to shrug a little bit. He doesn't know, either. But, well, he can't say so, so he just goes back to smiling a bit and nomming on his bamboo. Which is actually pretty tasty, he'd say. If he could talk. Which he can't.]

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osmanthian October 27 2008, 02:15:36 UTC
Why, hello, pdana!

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vodkadrinksyou October 27 2008, 02:25:56 UTC
[Why, hello, Mr. Obama. The panda'd say that, but pandas can't talk, so he goes back to eating bamboo and smiling.]

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chairman_yao November 10 2008, 17:20:04 UTC
*Yao jumps in from a different plane to tackle glomp this Panda to the ground, shower it with bamboo from his basket bag, tell it all about his day, his life, his suspicions, his hopes and fears and and and just everything, aru. Then, just as suddenly as he arrived, China leaves, to talk at length with the other big-boned Pandas of the world. As is his duty~*

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vodkadrinksyou November 11 2008, 15:41:52 UTC
[JUST AS PLANNED.]

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