If you ever doubted Palin is a beehive totin', shotgun wavin', naive pick for a VP, here we go....

Does she not realize...wow. I hope this is a joke, please sweet Jesus let this be a giant joke.

Thanks Canada. Saving our asses by proving how stupid we are again. 

 Okay, now, what the hell is this?

Don't discipline your child. Don't ground them, spank them, or otherwise try to fix them. Don't make them go see a therapist or take part in rehab or work. Hell, when the little shit is acting up,  just dump his dumb ass off at the hospital forever. 

I can understand why the law was put in place for abandoned ( Read more... )

 There is nothing, nothing, nothing more irritating than some dumb-assed bitch reading her horrid, DRAMA-FILLED, WHINY, EMO, SEXUALLY EXPLICIT poetry to her friend via cellphone while I am WORKING ON MY BUDGETING SHEETS IN THE GOD DAMNED LIBRARY!!!!!!!!

Especially since she has a lot of them. A lot. About sex, 'traveling on the road', sex, slitting ( Read more... )

 ...it would be the ex-boyfriend I couldn't stop thinking about, from the way they sparkled with life and light, to the way they made me laugh, to the unaduterated joy I saw every time I flew into the airport or crossed back into Eugene, to sunsets on the ridge near my house, to the wonderful memories of us together, to beaches, mist, hiking, and ( Read more... )

Aw, crap. The bailout plan for Wall Street didn't work out, the Dow fell over 10,000 points, we're headed for another Depression, and--oh snap! Frig that! That's nothing! A mere passing note in the news! Why? There's a massive battle--ROGUE PIRATES STEAL TANKS AND NOW MUST FACE A MULTI-NATIONAL NAVY!!!

I bet Michael Bay is already writing the ( Read more... )

 THINGS I MISS ABOUT OREGON:

--Kayaking* 
--Soft rain
--Green things everywhere
--Yummy coffee*
--Coffee available every five feet should I need another hit*
--Jen's house
--Jen's cooking
--Organic vittles*
--Good, cheap Asian food everywhere*
--Mountains to one side and the ocean to other. 
--My friends. 
--The Outdoor Program
--Hawaiian food*
--Crazy, weird ( Read more... )

 I am so grateful to be in graduate school, earning my degree for free, learning new things, making new friends, cycling every other day down the country roads, enjoying thunderstorms again,learning how to fence, saving money by living cheaply, drinking good wine, finishes long forgotten projects, and rediscovering me ( Read more... )

Now, every place you live has some sort of natural disaster/possible TV-movie-material weather about. The Midwest has tornadoes, California has earthquakes, the Northwest has volcanoes, New England has snow storms and pretty much the entire South Coast has hurricanes ( Read more... )

 I used to do a little but a little wouldn't do
So the little got more and more
I just keep tryin' ta get a little better
Said the little better than before
I used ta do a little but a little wouldn't do
So the little got more and more
I just keep tryin' ta get a little better
Said the little better than before

What's sad is that these lyrics remind me of ( Read more... )

"The vast reaches of forest and open fields of southern Illinois, combined with the sparse population in some areas, seem to invite weirdness that might not occur in cities and more crowded locales."--'Haunted Illinois ( Read more... )