Voice mail

[voiceoverdue]

"Hello, this is Cecil. If this is someone from Fandom, just speak after the beep, and I imagine this thing will let me know. If you're calling from Night Vale, whisper your message into the refrigerator fruit bin, then take out a mango and hurl it into the void, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can! Thanks!"

Comments

[spin_kick_snap]

[From here]

"Wait, why are you inviting me to a gunfight? Did you hear about how I pulled that bullet out? Look, I only did that once and I was in a panic the whole time!"

...

"And what does a succubus have to do with anything?"

[voiceoverdue]

Answered here!