Friday I crapped my pants, literally. I ate something... I was so sick from it I almost fell over, but I slammed into a wall. I nearly fainted. Thats when I heard the "tap tap" sound of my feces hitting the floor. lol My mom got my Call of Duty 3, I already beat it on normal. Now im struggling with hard mode.


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The more I tell the truth to my parents the angrier they get. I think if they knew who I really was they would violently rage or just disown me.

I skipped all of school today. My friend, Steven, is only in town for a few days so I skipped to hang out with him.

I found these two videos while looking for clean pics of Whorecraft to post in my journal. This guys has major skillz. And kudos go to the first person to comment the names of the two shows the theme songs are are from in the second video, i got it right :).

I've been playing on a PvP server which just means everyone is less mature and piss each other off alot more. I like it and i dont like it. But this guy in my guild told us about this porno series called World of Whorecraft. I had sworn off porn but for something as ridiculous as this sounded I was willing to make an exception. So I looked into ( Read more... )

If we must die, let it not be like hogs ( Read more... )

Legos and I have a long history together. I just made a pimped lego dude.


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I think I want to be a battle field medic, in real life, as a job.