I have a few pictures of me drunk, but Audrey hasn't given them to me yet ( Read more... )

I WANNA FEEL THE HEAT WITH SUMBODY! YEEEEEEAHHH I WANNA DANCE WITH SUMBODY! WITH SOMEBODY WHO LUUUUUUUUUUVS MEEEEE!!!!

*REPEAT*

*dances furiously into the mattress*

TO HOLD ME, IN HIS ARRMS OH!
Believe it. I finished finals, I'm 21 in approximately 37 hours. Or something. I'm terrorizing my cats, bouncing on my bed, awaiting Las Vegas. Is it just ( Read more... )

I hung out with the fam today after getting a haircut. Ah yes, everytime I hang out with my younger brother Matt it just reaffirms my love for metal. We watched metal mania.... SCORPIONS YEEYUH. God damn.... it just reaffirms he's my favorite fifteen year old. Plus he likes the New York Dolls (what can I say, I corrupt the young). There is just ( Read more... )

I'm sitting here on my couch when I realize something - I'm bored ( Read more... )

Stephen sometimes tells a short story about how a person he knew when he was in high school was a soldier in Iraq and upon coming back would brag about how he would drag the father out of the house and shoot him to death in front of his family. This guy I guess got a big thrill out of it. Obviously this guy is not the common strain of soldier, but ( Read more... )

It's finals week and I feel simultaneously under and overwhelmed. I went to work, as scheduled, not supposed to close, only to find out some little princesses got their way and I was stuck there until 12. That meant I wasn't going to be able to finish my Psych review one week in advance and I wasn't going to get laid. Yeah, I was kind of looking ( Read more... )

I'm getting my beatles tattoo done on Friday. WOW I am sooo excited.. It's going to be crazy... I saw Jesse today and saw the outline. Look!!! I'm so excited! It's my dream come true. I absolutely love the Beatles! It's so a perfect mixture of Cream's Disraeli Gears cover with Yellow Submarine craziness. I am, ecstatic. To say the least.


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I'm on my period. I'm so tired and semi cranky. I didn't have a period for nearly two years due to Depo shot, but I kind of enjoy my five given days of crankiness. It feels euphoric almost sometimes (because of the rush of blood loss?) I'm not really sure.. LOL.. anyway ( Read more... )

A response letter to http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1002461891. In reference to the White House Correspondent's dinner and primarily Stephen Colbert (whether he was funny or "not funny ( Read more... )

I changed the layout for Square Orgasm.comYesssss, my post about hopper's exile from hollywood is coming soon. But, I made it so "anyone" can post a comment. I used to have it that you had to be a blogger user, but fuck that. Snazzy. School's over in three and a half weeks and I'm going to be 21 ( Read more... )