It's been awhile.

Brandon blows big hairless alien balls. Fucking rich kids. You just wanna kick them all in the neck then rip their sacks off with a paper clip. Everytime I come back down here I pray to christ that my children don't turn out like those fuckers and they're faggot "I'm your buddy" parents. All those kids need to be severly and I mean severly run over ( Read more... )

I remember now, but I still have my doubts ( Read more... )

Hey everybody have ya seen my balls they're big salty and brown.If ya ever need a quick pick me up just suck on my chocolate flavored balls.

I believe in aliens, not illegal but intergalatic.

Whatever happened to the people I used to talk to. Where have all the fuckers gone?

Google Earth is by far the coolest/scariest thing in the world ( Read more... )

My cat has fur ( Read more... )

I'm going to start writing in here again, fuck myspace. I'm pretty sure it was made just so emo fags can tell other emo fags which way they're going to part their hair today and how much cooler this bad is because of how fucking feminine they dress and act, fuck them. Stupid thirteen year old fagots who's only real problem is how they're going to ( Read more... )

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