003: I'M PRETTY SURE THIS IS ILLEGAL

Sep 30, 2010 19:10

[OHEI GUESS WHAT.

SQUALO IS THE MODEL OF A VERY BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD STUDENT. NOT GOING TO CLASSES. NOT MAKING FRIENDS. SWEARING LIKE A SAILOR.

SO YEAH. YOU KNOW THE STAIRWELLS?

Yeah.

Squalo's doing pot NOT.

He's actually feeding his pet shark some crab. No, it's not a saltwater shark. You nuts? Squalo wouldn't be able to lug such a huge thing up the stairs. It's a pet shark. So yeah. His best friend, who he's named "Shark". Because Squalo is smart like that. What? You want to say something about it? Fuck off, Squalo loves sharks. And his fucking room isn't fucking big enough or Shark would be happily living in Squalo's room.

Shark is a pretty uncommon shark: a Blue Torpedo Shark. Cost Squalo about fifty bucks, this asshole shark. Squalo chose him because this shark looks like that Great White Shark from Jaws.

After he feeds Shark, he's going to check the water because the aquarium better be between 76-80 degrees Fahrenheit or else that electric aquarium heater salesman will have a broken dick. Shark will never have stress or infestations if Squaslo can help it. :|

It's a rather nice aquarium, with gravel at the bottom. Squalo doesn't trust the janitor, so he does all that shit himself. He's got an aquarium vacuum he uses once a week for optimum cleanliness. Also, there are caves, rocks, plastic plants and plastic piping for the tank. Sharks in general like hiding places, see.

Squalo's little private place with Shark? You can't miss it. Or, you can, actually.

It's under the stairs, in that space, that huge aquarium of like about at least 50 gallons of whatever water, whatever. It's fucking huge, end of story. Students who go down the stairs might wonder, whatever is that noise? Well, that's the aquarium's electrical filters and other shit. Whatever. Squalo's illegally rigged the school's pipes, man actually, he just threatened one of the janitors. Also, there's a fucking cover on it because Squalo doesn't want his pet shark to leap out and kill itself.]

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