DON'T BE JEALOUS OF HIS VOCAL CHORDS, Y'ALL.

[voifuckschool]

[Well, Squalo's settled into room 404. Doesn't like coming back to school, but HELL, law enforcement issues--did you know it's the LAW that you have to go to school up to a certain age and well DAMMIT, the instant Squalo's that age, he's out of here not that he knows the age because he's never really bothered to look it up but he figures he'll know

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[loserenma]

[ Wondering, from the hall two floors below, who is making all that noise. ]

...I'm SORRY IT'S SUCH A RETARDED REASON.

[voifuckschool]

[Yo man, don't wonder any further. SQUALO HAS DESCENDED DOWN THE STAIRS, SCREECHING.]

YOU'D BETTER FUCKING COME OUT BEFORE I MURDER YOU, YOU LITTLE SHIT--!

NOBODY TAKES MY SHAMPOO.

D|

[loserenma]

[ Does NOT have the reflexes to get out of the way 8| ]

SORRY, YOUR EXISTENCE IS NON-EXISTENT, ENMA 8|

[voifuckschool]

[BOWLED YOU OVER AND HASN'T NOTICED]

COME OUT COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE~

[extremeboxer]

[ Oh hey, look, there's another person on Ryohei's floor, and well, he really ought to greet them, right, even if his hair's kind of girly--

and then

you yell

and, well. Ryohei obviously has to yell back. ]

I HAVE NO IDEA, BUT I COULD EXTREMELY HELP YOU LOOK FOR THEM!

[voifuckschool]

[WHY WOULD HE WANT A MORON LIKE YOU LOOKING FOR THEM--you even LOOK stupid. BUT WHAT THE FUCK EVER - SQUALO JUST WANTS HIS SHAMPOO.]

YOU.

I'LL DEAL WITH THEM WHEN I FIND THEM, NOT YOU.

[extremeboxer]

WELL THAT'S JUST EXTREMELY SELFISH!

[ Ryohei forgets the actual topic at hand. Really often. ]

[voifuckschool]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S SELFISH, IT'S MY GODDAMN RIGHT.

[...Squalo does that too sometimes. Keep goading him and he might just temporarily forget about the shampoo and focus on BEATING YOU TO A BLOODY PULP.]

[cuzimaprince]

[Standing in between Squalo and Ryohei with his fingers in his ears. Clearly this is the NOISY HALL, what fun.]

[voifuckschool]

......................

[voifuckschool]

...............................YOU.

[TAKE YOUR FINGERS OUT OF YOUR EARS, YOU FUCKING BLONDIE, 'cause Squalo is TALKING TO YOU, but whatever, YOU IN THE WAY, SO SHOVING HIS WAY PAST YOU.]

OUTTA THE WAY UNLESS YOU FUCKING KNOW WHERE IT IS!

[cuzimaprince]

[Follows you FOR THE LULZ]

Maybe you'd have better luck finding the thief if you didn't yell so loudly and scare him away first~

[ballsandbats]

[wonders if there's a party going on upstairs or something, and why wasn't I invited?]

[voifuckschool]

[HEAR THE PARTY? Rather more like, HEAR SQUALO ROAR

AND FORCE HIMSELF TO CALM DOWN./small>

.....

COME OUT, COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE...AND IF YOU BOW DOWN AND KISS MY FEET, maybe I'll be MERCIFUL.

[ballsandbats]

[Peeks head out of door, man is that person loud or what haha - wait is that a girl? What happened to manners and politeness and all that?]

[voifuckschool]

[ALMOST AS THOUGH HE SENSES THE COMMENT, HAVE HIM WHIRLING AND THEN HE SEES YOU.]

YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[GRABBING THE FRONT OF YOUR SHIRT, YOU'RE SHORTER THAN HIM YOU PATHETIC LOOKING JAPANESE BRAT, SO HAVE YOUR FEET DANGLING, MAN. You're being treated rougher than fish.]

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, HUH?!

[tentaplz]

[ He heard that two floors down. AND he messed up his plan! THAT ISN'T COOL!

BRB digging around in his bag, and pulling out ear plug and an air horn he had. ]

* BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

[ Taking the plugs out and taking a deep breath. ]

SHUT UP! NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR STUPID HYGIENE PROBLEMS!!

[voifuckschool]

[WHO'S THE FUCKER WHO DARES SHOUT BACK AT SUPERBIA SQUALO. HE HEARD THAT.]

OHHHHH? IS THAT RIGHT? WHO'S SAYING-?!

[Once he gets your name, he'll forever remember it. GUESS WHAT HAPPENS AFTER THAT, YOU SAD, SAD PATHETIC 1ST YEAR LOSER]

[tentaplz]

[....oh shit. HHOLD ON MAKING SOMETHING UP REAL QUICK. ]

YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW MY NAME BITCH! I LIVE IN 201, SO IF YOU WANNA DO SOMETHING BRING IT!

[c: safe! Subordinate #1 won't mind....right? ]

[loserenma]

[ nooooooooooooooooooooo ;A; ]