You Are From Mars


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Why do you want to start talking to me again? All of a sudden? Things didn't work out as you had planned? I must be a great back up. Going from very formal emails to non-existent. Back to Hour + long phone calls and chatting til the middle of the night. FUCK. Why must I be an asshole to get what I want? haha. I guess, stick to what you are ( Read more... )

OH my. Heard soooo much hype about that Movie Fahrenheit 9/11. Yes. There were some very good points. Yes. I have heard of most of them. HOWEVER. Micheal Moore Hates Bush, pure and simple. His Sarcastic over tones get SOOOOOO annoying. Then, when I see Little Iraqi Kids playing with Kites: They imply that this was life BEFORE the invasion ( Read more... )

Crazy ( Read more... )

Seen this before. Just found it again. Had to re-post and X-post.

[PLEASE PRINT OUT AND HAVE ON HAND]

BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT

THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:

1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.

2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the ( Read more... )

Hello cowgirl in the sand ( Read more... )

There are times when you must beckon ( Read more... )

The Cadillacs roll, Katie step to the side
Tellin' jokes with strangers
A kind glance at a lonely passer-by
Jingle bells, electric lights
Oh, they rattle 'gainst the shopping cart
Even on the fourth of July

Christmas Katie calls people names
They're Dancers, and Blitzens, and angels on high

Chilly bones laughin' after the night
Oh, the hungries come and go
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