Heroes!
As it happens.
Oh, God, Thompson is evil. So, so evil. Mmm, I want Claude to kill him. Or possibly Sylar, but I think Claude would be more emotionally satisfying. Or, ooh! Mrs. Bennet in an accidental way!
NATHAN'S WORKING FOR THE FBI! *squees* Oh, Nathan, I knew you weren't totally morally corrupt. And then! Return of the broyay! Aww, blood-spattered woobie.
Jeez, Peter, will you let him help you? Some more touching, please.
...
SANDRA KNOWS.
Oh my God. With the... and the... and he trusted her to know it and keep the memory and oh! "Don't worry. I know how to play dumb." Oh, Sandra. "I can never love you enough." "I think you do fine." Oh my God, two episodes ago I just wanted Claire to run far, far away from HRG, but now all I want is them to be one big lovely super family again.
Also? Stupid doggy-bark music ringtone. It's the little touches, people.
Ugh. Slutty McPherson can die, too. Though, hee, not getting any jealous reactions: "I like your hair." Bitch is no match for Claire's dog-lovin' mama!
Omg, Sylar in Mohinder's apartment is just all kinds of wrong. Also wrong is that they're still so slashy together - Sylar says, "You've been driving all night! Let me help!" and my brain immediately wants to go somewhere porny.
Hee. "Hope is great. We need caffeine." I want that on a t-shirt.
And, God, toasting with the chai. Sylar so wants him.
!!! Okay, fine, he DRUGGED THE CHAI, but if I was confronting the multi-superpowered psychopath who had murdered my father in the very apartment I was standing in, I wouldn't be quite that calm. Whoa, though - how long has he known? Since Dale?
Eee, Hiro and Nathan! They're the best when they're together, man. Hee hee hee! "Flying m-mmmph!"
Aw, Nathan knowing all about people getting hurt. He really is a good guy. And hee and aw! Hiro: "It's okay. I thought you were mean."
Oh, Claire. Yes, you go find Peter, girl. Obviously, you are far too awesome to be stopped. :D
The whole thing with Isaac and Simone isn't holding my interest, even with her dead. Back to the action, plz.
... WHAT. Okay, my brain is going "Shapeshifter! Shapeshifter!"
Yep, shapeshifter. Slightly lame effects, but at least we know what Slutty's power is now. She's still an evil bitch. Though, um, knowing this show it's entirely possible I'll be rooting for her within a couple of episodes. *g*
Damn fake-out! I though DL was going to find out about Jessica taking over.
Oh, man, Sylar's adorable even when he's evil. Torture by tuning fork! Hah! ZOMG, Mohinder's hot when he's being all tough. But nooo, don't shoot Sylar! He's too hot to die!
... God, they're even slashier when they're enemies. "He thought you were too, what's the word? Fragile?" As he leans against the gun barrel. Oh. My. God.
Bwee! "I'm going to take a sample of your spinal fluid. And it's going to hurt." God, the only thing missing is a "bend over." And eew, needle crunch! That would be painful.
On to fluffier things! Hiro at the curator's, and oooooh pretty paintings everywhere! I love the snarky curator. Ah, he found the sword! Oh, of course he got caught.
ANDO!!!! And that's why you never abandon your sidekick. So much squee!
Agh, Jessica. Nooo, she killed the agents! That's not gonna make Linderman real popular.
I love it when Mohinder's being all mad scientist.
FUUUUUUCK. SYLAR. "I wasn't begging for my life. I was offering you yours." AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH.
... Decapitated Peter? But he can heal. Is that how...? Man, that's one hell of a way to get a scar.
Man, I never thought I'd be so glad to see Niki.
... Shit. Shit. I totally called that it was Slutty, but I was so hoping it wasn't. What are they going to do to HRG? What have they done with Sandra? No! Nooo!
Aw, don't say you failed, Hiro! You got the sword and your powers back! You teleported with Ando! You don't even have to make the kidney-stone face any more! Who's building in the atomic wasteland, though? Is it Linderman? I bet it's Linderman.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
MAMA PETRELLI IS THE HIGHER POWER!! LOOKING AFTER HER GRANDDAUGHTER FROM AFAR!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGRATUITOUSEXCLAMATIONPOINTS!!!!!!
Oh, Nathan. Nathan. Nathan. Don't do anything stupid, you have your fucked-up biological daughter waiting for you. Oh, and those other kids. *handwave*
Is that Malcolm McDowell? Is Malcolm McDowell playing Mr. Linderman? Good show, show.
*SHRIEK* Mohinder! MOHINDER! God, just when he was starting to interest me!
... Okay, the fact that Sylar gave him a telekinetic haircut kind of ruined the drama for me there. *giggle*
Oh my God! Okay! So, last week, we concentrated on one single storyline instead of trying to be everywhere at once, and we all said how much better that was. So, this week, we got everyone at once, and it was so motherfucking awesome and plot-driving that all I can think of is Kring rubbing his hands together and thinking, "Zing! Taught you!" I fucking love this show. I love it.
Oh, God, Thompson is evil. So, so evil. Mmm, I want Claude to kill him. Or possibly Sylar, but I think Claude would be more emotionally satisfying. Or, ooh! Mrs. Bennet in an accidental way!
NATHAN'S WORKING FOR THE FBI! *squees* Oh, Nathan, I knew you weren't totally morally corrupt. And then! Return of the broyay! Aww, blood-spattered woobie.
Jeez, Peter, will you let him help you? Some more touching, please.
...
SANDRA KNOWS.
Oh my God. With the... and the... and he trusted her to know it and keep the memory and oh! "Don't worry. I know how to play dumb." Oh, Sandra. "I can never love you enough." "I think you do fine." Oh my God, two episodes ago I just wanted Claire to run far, far away from HRG, but now all I want is them to be one big lovely super family again.
Also? Stupid doggy-bark music ringtone. It's the little touches, people.
Ugh. Slutty McPherson can die, too. Though, hee, not getting any jealous reactions: "I like your hair." Bitch is no match for Claire's dog-lovin' mama!
Omg, Sylar in Mohinder's apartment is just all kinds of wrong. Also wrong is that they're still so slashy together - Sylar says, "You've been driving all night! Let me help!" and my brain immediately wants to go somewhere porny.
Hee. "Hope is great. We need caffeine." I want that on a t-shirt.
And, God, toasting with the chai. Sylar so wants him.
!!! Okay, fine, he DRUGGED THE CHAI, but if I was confronting the multi-superpowered psychopath who had murdered my father in the very apartment I was standing in, I wouldn't be quite that calm. Whoa, though - how long has he known? Since Dale?
Eee, Hiro and Nathan! They're the best when they're together, man. Hee hee hee! "Flying m-mmmph!"
Aw, Nathan knowing all about people getting hurt. He really is a good guy. And hee and aw! Hiro: "It's okay. I thought you were mean."
Oh, Claire. Yes, you go find Peter, girl. Obviously, you are far too awesome to be stopped. :D
The whole thing with Isaac and Simone isn't holding my interest, even with her dead. Back to the action, plz.
... WHAT. Okay, my brain is going "Shapeshifter! Shapeshifter!"
Yep, shapeshifter. Slightly lame effects, but at least we know what Slutty's power is now. She's still an evil bitch. Though, um, knowing this show it's entirely possible I'll be rooting for her within a couple of episodes. *g*
Damn fake-out! I though DL was going to find out about Jessica taking over.
Oh, man, Sylar's adorable even when he's evil. Torture by tuning fork! Hah! ZOMG, Mohinder's hot when he's being all tough. But nooo, don't shoot Sylar! He's too hot to die!
... God, they're even slashier when they're enemies. "He thought you were too, what's the word? Fragile?" As he leans against the gun barrel. Oh. My. God.
Bwee! "I'm going to take a sample of your spinal fluid. And it's going to hurt." God, the only thing missing is a "bend over." And eew, needle crunch! That would be painful.
On to fluffier things! Hiro at the curator's, and oooooh pretty paintings everywhere! I love the snarky curator. Ah, he found the sword! Oh, of course he got caught.
ANDO!!!! And that's why you never abandon your sidekick. So much squee!
Agh, Jessica. Nooo, she killed the agents! That's not gonna make Linderman real popular.
I love it when Mohinder's being all mad scientist.
FUUUUUUCK. SYLAR. "I wasn't begging for my life. I was offering you yours." AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH.
... Decapitated Peter? But he can heal. Is that how...? Man, that's one hell of a way to get a scar.
Man, I never thought I'd be so glad to see Niki.
... Shit. Shit. I totally called that it was Slutty, but I was so hoping it wasn't. What are they going to do to HRG? What have they done with Sandra? No! Nooo!
Aw, don't say you failed, Hiro! You got the sword and your powers back! You teleported with Ando! You don't even have to make the kidney-stone face any more! Who's building in the atomic wasteland, though? Is it Linderman? I bet it's Linderman.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
MAMA PETRELLI IS THE HIGHER POWER!! LOOKING AFTER HER GRANDDAUGHTER FROM AFAR!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGRATUITOUSEXCLAMATIONPOINTS!!!!!!
Oh, Nathan. Nathan. Nathan. Don't do anything stupid, you have your fucked-up biological daughter waiting for you. Oh, and those other kids. *handwave*
Is that Malcolm McDowell? Is Malcolm McDowell playing Mr. Linderman? Good show, show.
*SHRIEK* Mohinder! MOHINDER! God, just when he was starting to interest me!
... Okay, the fact that Sylar gave him a telekinetic haircut kind of ruined the drama for me there. *giggle*
Oh my God! Okay! So, last week, we concentrated on one single storyline instead of trying to be everywhere at once, and we all said how much better that was. So, this week, we got everyone at once, and it was so motherfucking awesome and plot-driving that all I can think of is Kring rubbing his hands together and thinking, "Zing! Taught you!" I fucking love this show. I love it.