FISSIONMAILED: That better be paint and not what I think it is.

[volginswaifu]

[Ivan was relaxing in one of the outdoor rooms. The sun shining, a cool breeze blowing through his hair. A stash of snackcakes by his side...

...and a sniper positioned on an adjacent cliffside several hundred feet away.]

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[gameboy_sniper]

[Payback.]

[It's going to be as delicious as fine wine.]

[Pierre loads his ~SPECIALLY COLORED~ paintballs into his paintball rifle. He wasn't sure if these existed outside the Nexus, but having tested it out earlier, it was pretty decent.]

[volginswaifu]

[Ivan sits down under a tree, pulling out some snackcakes.

Nomnomnom.]

[gameboy_sniper]

[He gets Raikov's head in his scope's crosshairs.]

[And then aims a little downward.]

[This is what you get for ball abuse. Pierre fires a shit brown colored paintball at Raikov's crotch.]

[volginswaifu]

[Ivan doubles over in agonizing pain, cursing and crying out loudly as he cradles his crotch.]

/SHIT!! ...FUCK, AAHGHHHH!!/