I rellly don't know what you're saying...

[volleyballguy]

Hi, my name is Mr. Penis, I woud like to screw...

School has been screwing with me.

Volleyball has been screwing with me.

Gas Price has been screwing with me.

People has been screwing with me.

Life in general loves to screw...

I should screw you, but you already screwed me....

Conclusion, I'm a whore....

The End.

Comments

Holler!

[tire_refugee]

Dear Crazy Ass Thai Bitch ,
I haven't talked to you in awhile. I'm sorry you're getting screwed lately...or should I say congratualtions? Either way, I miss you...wish you could make it down here for a beach trip before the weather gets cold! Hope I see you sooner than later! Have an awesome weekend :)!
Love,
That Motherfucking Hot Ass Cuban Bitch ;)

Re: Holler!

[volleyballguy]

Yeah Gettin screw can sometimes be fun with out it life would be tedious...I know u missed my awesomeness. If only gas was 2 bucks a gall or less. It's over 3 now so no i can't go down there. I really hope u work things out with that Nicker. He's a good guy i think.. He needs u.
Love,
Your Best Ex Lover.

[volleyballguy]

My parents give me money for everything...even condoms..which i've never used not becuz I like the feeling of not wearing them but cuz I"ve never had the feeling.....haha
I do considered myself a slut, no it's not bad. Screw is not bad but getting screwed is...
SO how's the weather on the west coast!