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i made my fucking business cards today. it was lame as shit. im so hot though so who gives a fuck.
on saturday mike my boss at the Lookout found an old tinfoil roll and made a 4 foot replica of a penis and some balls. hair and all. and strapped it on to the other mike who is 15 and looks like he was born in russia lifting weights... i walked in the kitchenb to laughter and coughing and chuck licking the tinfoil dick and people taking pictures. im sure its gonan bite him in the butt later. but who gives a shit it was so funny i laughed and laugyhed..i made vance 9 shots, lemme see what i make him....3 goldshager, 1 green monster(sweet vermouth((EWWW!)), apple pucker, midori, and....karkov...), 3jag bombs, anddd.....2 zig zags. it was silly.thatsl ike 60 bucks worth of liquer in one 125 pound indian kid. he got really lloud and slurry and metiforical. it was funny as shit. he kept sayin that me and chuck were good guys and shit and so we pushed him down and spanked him till our hands hurt. then he laughed so hard he threw up. and then he took a plate and broke it against the wall and laughed and just as he broke it jeremy walked in and fucking beat his ass. it was hillarious. my whole point of the evening was to fuck shit up, and to get vance so drunk he couldnt bike home. and i won. both of those i win..
on saturday mike my boss at the Lookout found an old tinfoil roll and made a 4 foot replica of a penis and some balls. hair and all. and strapped it on to the other mike who is 15 and looks like he was born in russia lifting weights... i walked in the kitchenb to laughter and coughing and chuck licking the tinfoil dick and people taking pictures. im sure its gonan bite him in the butt later. but who gives a shit it was so funny i laughed and laugyhed..i made vance 9 shots, lemme see what i make him....3 goldshager, 1 green monster(sweet vermouth((EWWW!)), apple pucker, midori, and....karkov...), 3jag bombs, anddd.....2 zig zags. it was silly.thatsl ike 60 bucks worth of liquer in one 125 pound indian kid. he got really lloud and slurry and metiforical. it was funny as shit. he kept sayin that me and chuck were good guys and shit and so we pushed him down and spanked him till our hands hurt. then he laughed so hard he threw up. and then he took a plate and broke it against the wall and laughed and just as he broke it jeremy walked in and fucking beat his ass. it was hillarious. my whole point of the evening was to fuck shit up, and to get vance so drunk he couldnt bike home. and i won. both of those i win..