Apparently I am officially old now.

[volta]

Dear [my legal name],

Our records show that you haven't yet registered for the benefits of AARP membership, even though you are fully eligible.

...
Your temporary membership card is attached. You will receive a permanent card and Membership Kit, with full details on your benefits.

Gah. This is just not rightIn other news, I got carded for a

Comments

[hdaemon]

Hey.. at at least they waited until you were out of high school. A friend of mine received an AARP application during his senior year. Wasn't even 18 yet.