dated to christmas
[One more gift bundle is to come from a little mouse of not-so-little energy. She went trash digging for gifts at the last minute due to her recent injuries, so they're likely not anything amazing or even likable at all, but hey, the thought counts. That is, if thinking about trash gifts is anything pleasant to think about.
THE GIFTEES ARE: Captain Falcon and people on the sports teams, Samus, Porygon-Z, ROB, Kirby, Raikov, Volgin, Paula, Poo, Vianca, Milimili, Brock, Charizard, Lt. Surge, Lyra, Mesprit, Marie, Sonic, Kamek, Peach, Watt, Zapdos, Ashley, and her secret santa, Andy.]
[Falcon and the sports teams: She found a deflated soccer ball. It's for all of you guys to share. Sharing is caring, after all.
Samus: She found a screwdriver handle in the trash, and Amp wondered, maybe it could be used for a gun's handle? So she wrote a quick card on a sticky note with the idea and shipped it off to Samus with the screwdriver handle.
Porygon-Z: She found some wire. Maybe Porygon could have some use going into it or something? Regardless, here, Pory. For you.
ROB: Boxing gloves. Except they aren't boxing gloves, they're just old paper bags with rubber bands for 'strapping' onto one's hands. Enjoy?
Kirby: Food that she... actually kind of snuck from open markets in the city outskirts. OOPS. She couldn't get much food with just money, okay?
Raikov: Lots of old paper. He's the art teacher, so surely he'd make a use for it!
Volgin, Poo, and Brock: They make food or at least give it out, right? Well, they get old utensils then. Broken forks, spoon, and knives, mainly plastic, are all theirs. I'm sure they feel privileged.
Paula: An old, torn ribbon. It'd still be good enough to wear, right?
Vianca and Milimili: Vianca hangs around in the library, right? Okay then. Milimili is also special to Amp, despite conflicts, so she has to get something from the heart! Thus, Vianca and Mili get this homemade story written on paper:
"One day, there was a girl named Vianca! She went to the park and she met a girl named Milimili. Vianca said, "What the fuck are you fucking doing in the fucking park?" Then Mili said, "I'm fucking things! Want to fuck with me?"
They were both like, "YEAH!" So they went and fucked the flowers in the park. The end! Chu!" A masterpiece.
Charizard: Food for Rasputin. By that, I mean oldie-moldie chicken nuggets she found in the trash.
Lt. Surge: Surge likes electric Pokemon and things like that, right? So he'd like something from an electric Pokemon itself.
... Okay, Surge, Amp is just going to give you some fur that she shedded. ENJOY.
Lyra: Hmm, Pokeathlon, Pokeathlon... oh, Amp's got it! She'll get this story about the Pokeathlon:
"The Pokeathlon was big and special today! Lyra was with a bunch of Pokemon and preparing to do pennant capture! They started fighting a bunch of people for pennants. Then the big bad Giovanni came in and started throwing Pokemon at them and saying that they were fuckers! So Lyra fought him and his big badness and beat him. Then they got all the pennants in the world!
The end, chu!" Another masterpiece.
Mesprit: Hmm, she actually has no idea, so she just got Mesprit something random. That random something was a paper plate that seemed to hold a slice of pizza or something or another before it was tossed.
Marie: Amp knows that Marie loves his team, so as a reminder of them, she gets him the top of a broken Pokeball. Yay?
Sonic: He's really fast, so he'd like shoes, right? Sadly, Amp only found one dirty shoe on the side of the road. That would do, so here you go, Sonic. A dirty single shoe.
Kamek: Kamek has a big plant, so he likes plants, right? So Kamek gets not-so-freshly-picked flowers from the park. They're kind of wilting by now.
Peach: A comb with a lot of the teeth missing. There were only about four teeth left on the comb. Surely it'd be enough, right?
Watt: Yellow construction paper. That... is if Watt can even draw. Oops.
Zapdos: She gave Zapdos utensils already, so clearly he'd need a plate to eat it on. He, too, gets a paper plate. And another. And another. And seriously, he just got like five paper plates that were already used and filthy.
Ashley: Batteries that were already used up. They'd still be useful for games, though, right? They didn't look broken or anything. They were just... used. (Spoilers, they don't work.)
Secret Santa - Andy: Amp doesn't even know what Andy likes, so he gets a trash lid. Joy.]
THE GIFTEES ARE: Captain Falcon and people on the sports teams, Samus, Porygon-Z, ROB, Kirby, Raikov, Volgin, Paula, Poo, Vianca, Milimili, Brock, Charizard, Lt. Surge, Lyra, Mesprit, Marie, Sonic, Kamek, Peach, Watt, Zapdos, Ashley, and her secret santa, Andy.]
[Falcon and the sports teams: She found a deflated soccer ball. It's for all of you guys to share. Sharing is caring, after all.
Samus: She found a screwdriver handle in the trash, and Amp wondered, maybe it could be used for a gun's handle? So she wrote a quick card on a sticky note with the idea and shipped it off to Samus with the screwdriver handle.
Porygon-Z: She found some wire. Maybe Porygon could have some use going into it or something? Regardless, here, Pory. For you.
ROB: Boxing gloves. Except they aren't boxing gloves, they're just old paper bags with rubber bands for 'strapping' onto one's hands. Enjoy?
Kirby: Food that she... actually kind of snuck from open markets in the city outskirts. OOPS. She couldn't get much food with just money, okay?
Raikov: Lots of old paper. He's the art teacher, so surely he'd make a use for it!
Volgin, Poo, and Brock: They make food or at least give it out, right? Well, they get old utensils then. Broken forks, spoon, and knives, mainly plastic, are all theirs. I'm sure they feel privileged.
Paula: An old, torn ribbon. It'd still be good enough to wear, right?
Vianca and Milimili: Vianca hangs around in the library, right? Okay then. Milimili is also special to Amp, despite conflicts, so she has to get something from the heart! Thus, Vianca and Mili get this homemade story written on paper:
"One day, there was a girl named Vianca! She went to the park and she met a girl named Milimili. Vianca said, "What the fuck are you fucking doing in the fucking park?" Then Mili said, "I'm fucking things! Want to fuck with me?"
They were both like, "YEAH!" So they went and fucked the flowers in the park. The end! Chu!" A masterpiece.
Charizard: Food for Rasputin. By that, I mean oldie-moldie chicken nuggets she found in the trash.
Lt. Surge: Surge likes electric Pokemon and things like that, right? So he'd like something from an electric Pokemon itself.
... Okay, Surge, Amp is just going to give you some fur that she shedded. ENJOY.
Lyra: Hmm, Pokeathlon, Pokeathlon... oh, Amp's got it! She'll get this story about the Pokeathlon:
"The Pokeathlon was big and special today! Lyra was with a bunch of Pokemon and preparing to do pennant capture! They started fighting a bunch of people for pennants. Then the big bad Giovanni came in and started throwing Pokemon at them and saying that they were fuckers! So Lyra fought him and his big badness and beat him. Then they got all the pennants in the world!
The end, chu!" Another masterpiece.
Mesprit: Hmm, she actually has no idea, so she just got Mesprit something random. That random something was a paper plate that seemed to hold a slice of pizza or something or another before it was tossed.
Marie: Amp knows that Marie loves his team, so as a reminder of them, she gets him the top of a broken Pokeball. Yay?
Sonic: He's really fast, so he'd like shoes, right? Sadly, Amp only found one dirty shoe on the side of the road. That would do, so here you go, Sonic. A dirty single shoe.
Kamek: Kamek has a big plant, so he likes plants, right? So Kamek gets not-so-freshly-picked flowers from the park. They're kind of wilting by now.
Peach: A comb with a lot of the teeth missing. There were only about four teeth left on the comb. Surely it'd be enough, right?
Watt: Yellow construction paper. That... is if Watt can even draw. Oops.
Zapdos: She gave Zapdos utensils already, so clearly he'd need a plate to eat it on. He, too, gets a paper plate. And another. And another. And seriously, he just got like five paper plates that were already used and filthy.
Ashley: Batteries that were already used up. They'd still be useful for games, though, right? They didn't look broken or anything. They were just... used. (Spoilers, they don't work.)
Secret Santa - Andy: Amp doesn't even know what Andy likes, so he gets a trash lid. Joy.]