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First Stitch // [Accidental Voice;]

Jul 12, 2010 14:14

YOU SON OF A-- !

What the HELL was that for?! Get back here you dumb sheep- I'm gonna kick your ass!!

[Well, isn't that something pleasant to hear? Anyone within the vicinity of New Bark Town just may have heard that shouting from somewhere other than their Pokegear... Perhaps an investigation is in order?]

arrival, voice, ic, kanji had a little lamb

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[voice] brbmanlytears July 12 2010, 18:29:05 UTC

[if he sounds snappish it's entirely because you're loud. :|]

Can you fight sheep a little quieter?

[voice] volttackles July 12 2010, 18:34:40 UTC

[Kanji isn't quite aware the voice is coming from his PokeGear and since he can't directly see anybody nearby, he's just going to yell.]

I ain't fightin' it yet! It keeps walking in circles and won't give me it's stupid ball.

[voice] brbmanlytears July 12 2010, 18:37:35 UTC

[right, more yelling. Neku, on his end, has to pause and wonder why getting a ball involves so much noise.]

It's walking in circles and you can't catch it?

[voice] volttackles July 12 2010, 18:39:00 UTC

Hey, it ain't easy when it keeps zappin' me every time I catch up.

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[action!] combat_butler July 12 2010, 18:33:40 UTC

*Of course, Hayate nearly screamed like a girl at the sudden yell, but he shall boldly wander over toward Kanji to try and calm him down-*

U-um...! You might not want to do that, mister...!

[Action] volttackles July 12 2010, 18:37:35 UTC

Huh? What do you--

[Kanji, having managed to just grab his Mareep by its tail, turns his head as someone approaches. Unfortunately, his lack of concentrating on his poor starter gave his Mareep ample time to send a static shock through its trainer's body.

When you wear as much metal in your face as Kanji Tatsumi does, a bit of static goes a long way.]

OW--! YOU DID IT AGAIN, WHAT THE HELL?!

[Action] combat_butler July 12 2010, 18:47:50 UTC

--hieee!! That looked painful... Are you okay? *Coming closer to check on you.* It didn't leave any kind of electric burns, did it?

[Action] volttackles July 12 2010, 19:04:48 UTC

[Checking his hands over, they're a bit red after being shocked so much but he's none worse for wear.]

Not a scratch. I'm a real tough guy, y'hear? I ain't gonna be taken down by a sheep.

[having slowly wandered just out of Kanji's reach, the Mareep turns around, Pokeball in its mouth as it gives it tail a bit of a waggle. It doesn't appear to be mean and ill-behaved, it seems like its just playing.]

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[action] bufudyned July 12 2010, 19:05:22 UTC

[After a few startled moments thanks to the sudden loud yelling, Mitsuru takes it upon herself to investigate the shouting in order to discover the source of it.

And that is how she found Kanji]

I'm not quite certain that's a wise idea.

[action] volttackles July 12 2010, 19:12:43 UTC

[And what Mitsuru would stumble upon is one (1) Kanji with his arms wrapped around the middle of a fluffy yellow Mareep. He's lifted the animal off the ground and holds it face-out against his chest; its Pokeball is in its mouth, its tail is wagging... And it's unintentionally using its Static ability to send BRRZAPP constant BRRZAPP static ZzzzZZZZAP shocks BzzZ into its trainer.]

What THE---TZZZZZZ Hell ARE-zzzzZZZZz you STARING-ZZZZTTZZZ at-- ?!

[action] bufudyned July 12 2010, 19:20:22 UTC

[thankfully Mitsuru has studies up on her Pokémon enough to actually know what's going on and give advice on how to fix it]

I'm staring at someone who clearly has no idea what they are doing. [though she can't judge, so she automatically launches into helpfulness] Judging by those noises, it's an electric type, which means unless you enjoy being shocked every few seconds, it would be prudent to put him down.

That said, you can keep him in the spherical ball in his mouth. He's likely to cause less trouble there.

[action] volttackles July 12 2010, 20:46:00 UTC

[Well, she's right. Putting the source of his pain down might be a good start. He manages to let go of it, the Mareep slipping down onto the ground and landing on all fours. Kanji lifts a foot and proceeds to give the animal a light tap on the backside with his boot - a far cry from that ass kicking he's been going on about giving it.

It doesn't seem to mind and gives a little hop out of Kanji's reach again, still holding its Pokeball.]

See?! The little bastard is playing keep away with its house, how am I supposed to get it in there?!

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[ voice ] restardom July 12 2010, 19:06:25 UTC

...!

[ anyone else would be horrified and worried. Rise? She's ecstatic. ]

Kanji!!

[ voice ] volttackles July 12 2010, 19:14:40 UTC

[Taking a moment to cease his failings sheep wrangling, Kanji blinks and looks around the area, wondering where that voice came from exactly]

Uh... Rise? That you?

[ voice ] restardom July 12 2010, 19:16:53 UTC

Yeah! When did you get here?

... And what are you beating up this time?

[ voice ] volttackles July 12 2010, 19:22:52 UTC

This dumb sheep.

Some lady who said she was my mom gave me a ball with this thing in it, said to go start my journey or whatever.

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[Voice] imawitchtoo July 12 2010, 19:27:27 UTC

Uuuuuuu!! Don't kick his ass!! Uuuuu!!

[Voice] volttackles July 12 2010, 20:47:42 UTC

If it would just do what it's supposed to then I wouldn't have to!

[Voice] imawitchtoo July 12 2010, 20:49:53 UTC

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! Uu-uu! Uuuuuuuuu!!

[Voice 1/2] volttackles July 12 2010, 23:27:22 UTC

[Well, that's weird. All he's hearing are these strange noises. They sound almost like a faint moan.

...

Could it mean--?!]

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