err... hi?

[voluntaryoutcst]

The Good News: Nothing has actually changed in my life since the last post. So really if you just skim back through my old crap you won't need to read the rest of this
The Bad News: I'm still alive and well

Now to fill in the middle with creamy goodness like those pastries you can buy from stores that make ... pastries.

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Comments

[sorenrussell]

And quite nudging me. Assholes.

More like, 'quit nudging me in the asshole. I'm not ready for it and it burns, it burns!' Yeah, much love, much love.

[voluntaryoutcst]

*shudders* that's just not right... *shudders again*

[sorenrussell]

Hey, it's the perfect addition to Christmas blasphemy...next to reading deSade's 120 Days in Sodom.

[skiomachy]

....y'know...there's a reason why the Gay God of Ass Sex invented Cherry-Flavored Anal-Eeze. It's numbing ass-lube that's cherry flavored. Supposedly, it numbs you for the ass-raping, then when your ever-lovin' lapdaddy (the one who tells you what to do, and you do it, no matter what) can taste some cherry afterward, even if you lost your own cherry long ago.

See what you miss when you don't live with lots of gay men?