Girl Scouts: God's Drug Pushers?

[vomitron]

Is it just me, or are all parents and administrators of elementary school students genetically predisposed to stupidity?

Example: "Bags of sugar get kids nailed"

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Allow me to cut and chew to some choice cuts of prime rib o' stupidity for my readers:

Superintendent Chuck Breiner said he fully supported the disciplinary action. "I believe we

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[anonymous]

Some schools send out letters to parents now to inform those parents that their kids are obese/overweight and that this could cause a potential problem later in life.
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Dear Parent,

You're kid is a fat ass.

[vomitron]

I'd hope that the school would atleast get a teacher to proofread the letter before sending it out, so as to not look like total dipshits by confusing, "your" with "you're." Also, they would probably include a closing.

But yeah, that's some funny shit. Like, they could also add, "Being that your child has his own gravitational pull, we have affixed a sign that reads, 'Please take my lunch money.' so as to avoid any confusion among the students."

[tooclosetoyou]

applause.