Comments | von_geisterhand: Bans to expect

von_geisterhand

Bans to expect

Mar 12, 2009 15:19

Things that one can easily kill people with

Knives
Guns
Pointy sticks
WMDs

Things not very suitable for killing people with

Videos
CDs/DVDs
Books (unless very heavy)

Activities that will make you a more effective killer
Sports!
Weapons Training
Consuming Crack, Red Bull, PCP
Studying medicine

Activities that in the long term will interfere ( Read more... )

Comments 3

sea_cucumber March 12 2009, 14:48:24 UTC

I don't know, I think you could make quite good shurikens out of DVDs/CDs :)

von_geisterhand March 14 2009, 12:09:39 UTC

Well, you could really make weapons out of everything.
Not that you'd have to, being able to kill people with your bare hair. ;-)

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von_geisterhand March 14 2009, 12:08:19 UTC

Electronic bracelet around the wrist and one around the base of the dick. Both bracelets must not be in close proximity to each other for longer than 20 seconds. Otherwise they go Kaboom! :-D