Mother

[vonbielefeld]

MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you have to leave my clothing outside my door? Thank you for buying it. They were very helpful, it was rather hard to walk around with only one boot. I can't believe everyone here expects me to get a job. And work. Humph, as if I would ever consider doing that. I suppose we need currency here in this stupid world.

Comments

[cherrygloves]

I can't believe this guy's managed to survive on his own for this long.

[vonbielefeld]

Hey! I can survive just as well and better than you can. Because I am better.

[cherrygloves]

Like hell you are, you snotty little bastard.

[asu_e_no_basho]

Work isn't that bad, y'know? Geez.

[vonbielefeld]

Of course it is. It has to be. It's work.

[asu_e_no_basho]

Work isn't gonna kill you, y'know? Geez.

[vonbielefeld]

It could. Having never done it you never know.

[comehitherly]

You have a mother?

[vonbielefeld]

Of course I do. Don't you? -My- mother is Cheri.

[comehitherly]

That's... that's adorable! You have~ to introduce me to her!

[vonbielefeld]

Why is that adorable? I don't understand! What has she done?! MOTHER!

[sexybathqueen]

But it was 4am, sweetie! I knocked a little but since you didn't answer I left them there for you. Did something happen? And of course you should get some sort of task here, to show others just how useful and talented you are!

I invested quite a bit of course, setting up a clothing shop here and a jewel trade there, after a few years it comes back nicely! I wouldn't marry a banker for funds though, they only handle other people's money.

[vonbielefeld]

You did? Humph, you must not have knocked hard enough. A soldier must be trained to wake at the slightest noise. I was a soldier right? Yes, your right. I should get a task here to do. No doubt everyone here is doing their tasks wrong and I should show them just how talented I really am.

.....A bank robber then?