What is with this stupid world? Everyone's turned back to normal? of course, I -had- to get sucked into this right in the middle of a disaster. I demand that someone buy me a new boots! I have been assaulted by a severed head who not only splattered blood all over my uniform, but ate my boot! I demand a weapon to. After the last couple of days in ( Read more... )

So far I've been gnawed on by a bloody green severed head and harnessed by a crazy girl. The severed head shot BLOOD out of its mouth. And ate my boot. An entire boot. I need new clothes now! Someone! Clean my clothes!

I knew this world was stupid. Look at it. It dumps me in the middle of the road, and now I've seen animal-people, a ghost and a couple weird guys in capes. At least it had the common sense to not give me a roommate. Thank goodness I'm alone. If this stupid world thought I was going to share a -room- with someone else! Humph ( Read more... )

Where am I!? I was probably kidnapped. Humph. As if anyone would dare. Of course, I'm not quite sure why they would dump me in the middle of the road. That's not a very good tactical decision. Kidnapping Wolfram......What's the rest of my name? Not only was I kidnapped, they wiped my memory too. I'm probably I'm in the military, I seem to be in a ( Read more... )

Attention!

Everything before this is a role play for Avoria Academy. Everything after this post is for Memento_Eden. Please remove me from your friends list Avoria!

Yuuri is a big, fat blanket stealer. So, naturally, I had to use Yuuri for warmth.

I think I still have the bruise.

( Tamaki's Questions )

That was truly disgusting.  I brushed my teeth 5 times. Only it turns out that the water is now alcoholic. As if maggoty squirrel wasnt enough. Now I cant brush my teeth.   Don't worry, the squirrel is gone, done for, buried.

-Why- was i compelled to drag a maggoty squirrel around where ever I went?
 Let's just forget this all ever happened okay ( Read more... )

Yuuri!

I was going to look for you but then I found a squirrel and then I killed it a lot. But....where are you? Before I get distracted by the squirrel again.

Yuuri! Mother!*yowels at the top of his lungs cause he's hungry.*

This is so embaressing.... OH LOOK A DEAD SQUIRREL!
*rushes over to play with the dead rodent*

[yes, Wolfram is a wolf pup...cause Mer-mun made me do it]