100 Things You Might Not Have Known About Sam
100 Things You Might Not Have Known About Sam
1. Full Name: David Samuel Nixon the Third.
2. Nicknames: Sam. Don't call me anything else.
3. Birthday: July 4th
4. Place of Birth: New York, New York.
5. Zodiac Sign: What should I care?
6. Male or Female: You're an idiot.
7. Grade: I'm thirty two. I'm not in school.
8. School: What did I just say?
9. Occupation: bouncer at a strip club.
10. Residence: Most recently? Las Vegas.
11. Screen Name: TattoedParatrooper
__Your Appearance___
12. Hair Color: Mostly Green. Some red and blue in there. Blond roots if I haven't touched it up lately.
13. Hair Length: A few inches long.
14. Eye color: Green
15. Best Feature: My aim when it comes to throwing a knife. And my sense of humour.
16. Height: Six feet.
17. Braces?: When I was younger, yeah. Not anymore. Dont' have any pictures of it either.
18. Glasses?: Nope.
19. Piercing: Which one?
20. Tattoos: Are you looking for them on a specific body part? I have complete covereage from my waist up and a few scattered around on my legs and feet.
21. Righty or Lefty: Right.
___Your 'Firsts'___
22. First best friend: A kid named Ludwig when I was five.
23. First Award: Why would I want to win awards? What's the use of them? Someone giving me a hunk of junk to tell me I did something good? I already know what I'm good at and don't need someone else to tell me.
24. First Sport You Joined: Football. Although over here it's called Soccer.
25. First pet: A dog I found on the side of the road when I was seven. I killed it two months later for eating my homework.
26. First Real Vacation: I went France to visit my younger brother when I was fourteen. French women are great.
27. First Concert: The Rolling Stones with some friends from school in seventh grade.
28. First Love: Uh... Serena ... Yeah ... that seems like a good answer.
___ Favorites___
29. Movie: Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. Hey, don't laugh. It's a good movie.
30. TV Show: CSI. I have my reasons.
31. Colors: I'll give you three guesses, but if you need any more than one I'm gonna relieve you of fingers.
32. Rapper: none.
33: Band: Right now? Blind Guardian. Next Week? Who knows.
34. Song Right Now: Don't have one.
35. Friend: Alec. Don't tell anyone that, though, because I'll never hear the end of it.
36. Candy: Pixie Stix. They're good for keeping you awake for long shifts after long days.
37. Sport to Play: None. I have better things to do.
38. Restaurant: Pizza Hut.
39. Favorite brand to wear: What one am I wearing... American Eagle? When did I get this?
40. Store: Sex Shops.
41. School Subject: Biology. Where d'you think I learned all the best spots to aim for?
42. Animal: Dogs. Easily trainable, loyal, and willing to sit still when you're aiming a gun at their head.
43. Book: Who has time to read?
44. Magazine: You need to learn how to listen better. I can make the holes in your ears bigger if you need.
45. Shoes: My steel-toed boots.
___Currently___
46. Feeling: Tired. I wake up every time Serena or Alec get up to go to the bathroom.
47. ???: ???
48. Have a crush: I'm married. So no. At least none that I'm going to admit to.
49. Eating: three day old pizza.
50. Drinking: German beer.
51. Typing: a want ad up. Alec is getting sold in the morning edition.
52. Online?: Not at the moment.
53. Listening To: Whatever's playing on the radio for Wrath ... "On Top of Old Smokey" apparently, on one of the Walt Disney CDs we were given by someone.
54. Thinking About: what I'm going to do to the next hooker I catch.
55. Wanting To: get in the shower before work, but Alec's in. I don't think I'm going to get the time.
56. Watching: Wrath get paint on all of Alec's clean clothes.
57. Wearing: pajamas.
__________Future__________
58. Want Kids?: ... I already have kids. One that my current wife knows about and another that I'm fairly sure she doesn't know about. Possibly more, I'm not sure. But yes, I want kids.
59. Want to be Married?: I did just say that I have a wife, right?
61. Where do you want to live: my own private island, but I don't see that ever happening.
62. Car: A tank. Those things are FUN.
__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___
63. Hair color: So long as they have hair, I'm fine with whatever.
64. Hair length: You really have to stop asking me to repeat myself.
65. Eye color: Blue.
66. Measurements: This is going to stay between me and my wife.
67. Cute or Sexy: Sexy. Cute is usually bad in bed.
68. Lips or Eyes: Both, thanks. A girl without eyes is creepy and it's the same thing with lips.
69. Hugs or Kisses: kisses. Hugs are for children.
70. Short or Tall: Shorter than me.
71. Easygoing or serious: This depends on the situtation. A girl being easygoing in a serious situation is a big turn-off.
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: Both again.
73. Fatty or Skinny: ... Are you determined to make Serena angry with me?
74. Sensitive or Loud: Right in between.
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship is probably the best answer.
76. Sweet or Caring: Again, there needs to be a happy medium between the two.
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Troublemakers are more fun.
___Have you ever______
78. Kissed a Stranger: ... I was drunk.
79. Had Alcohol: Frequently. Come on, I spent my childhood in Germany, how couldn't I?
80. Smoked: Once or twice.
81. Ran Away From Home: Never had the chance. We moved too often.
82. Broken a bone: Most of the bones in my legs, a couple in my arm, half my ribs.
83. Got an X-ray: A couple.
84. Been with someone: This is me you're talking about.
85. Broken Someones Heart: When I married Serena women around the world felt the loss.
86. Broke Up With Someone: Of course I have. Breaking up with women is fun, especially when it involves a hammer.
87. Cried When Someone Died: ... Only once.
88. Cried At School: Again, only once, and it was because someone important died.
___Do You Believe In___
89. God: You don't?
90. Miracles: It comes with the territory of being religious, I've always thought.
91. Love At First sight: Of course I do. When I first saw Serena I loved what I saw and knew I had to have her.
92. Ghosts: ... I plead the fifth.
93. Aliens: If this is some way to seque into asking me if I've been inside Area 51, then you can stop right now.
94. Soul Mates: Soul mates are a way to get sappy idiots to buy more stuff for people on valentine's day.
95. Heaven: Yes, I do.
96. Hell: Of course. There has to be somewhere for me to go when I die.
97. Angels: There has to be some reason for me to have gotten away with everything I have. I believe in Angels.
98. Kissing on The First Date: I believe in taking the girl to bed on the first date, so yeah, sure.
99. Horoscopes: Nope.
___Answer Truthfully___
100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't have?: If I want someone I get them. Serena is proof of that.
1. Full Name: David Samuel Nixon the Third.
2. Nicknames: Sam. Don't call me anything else.
3. Birthday: July 4th
4. Place of Birth: New York, New York.
5. Zodiac Sign: What should I care?
6. Male or Female: You're an idiot.
7. Grade: I'm thirty two. I'm not in school.
8. School: What did I just say?
9. Occupation: bouncer at a strip club.
10. Residence: Most recently? Las Vegas.
11. Screen Name: TattoedParatrooper
__Your Appearance___
12. Hair Color: Mostly Green. Some red and blue in there. Blond roots if I haven't touched it up lately.
13. Hair Length: A few inches long.
14. Eye color: Green
15. Best Feature: My aim when it comes to throwing a knife. And my sense of humour.
16. Height: Six feet.
17. Braces?: When I was younger, yeah. Not anymore. Dont' have any pictures of it either.
18. Glasses?: Nope.
19. Piercing: Which one?
20. Tattoos: Are you looking for them on a specific body part? I have complete covereage from my waist up and a few scattered around on my legs and feet.
21. Righty or Lefty: Right.
___Your 'Firsts'___
22. First best friend: A kid named Ludwig when I was five.
23. First Award: Why would I want to win awards? What's the use of them? Someone giving me a hunk of junk to tell me I did something good? I already know what I'm good at and don't need someone else to tell me.
24. First Sport You Joined: Football. Although over here it's called Soccer.
25. First pet: A dog I found on the side of the road when I was seven. I killed it two months later for eating my homework.
26. First Real Vacation: I went France to visit my younger brother when I was fourteen. French women are great.
27. First Concert: The Rolling Stones with some friends from school in seventh grade.
28. First Love: Uh... Serena ... Yeah ... that seems like a good answer.
___ Favorites___
29. Movie: Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. Hey, don't laugh. It's a good movie.
30. TV Show: CSI. I have my reasons.
31. Colors: I'll give you three guesses, but if you need any more than one I'm gonna relieve you of fingers.
32. Rapper: none.
33: Band: Right now? Blind Guardian. Next Week? Who knows.
34. Song Right Now: Don't have one.
35. Friend: Alec. Don't tell anyone that, though, because I'll never hear the end of it.
36. Candy: Pixie Stix. They're good for keeping you awake for long shifts after long days.
37. Sport to Play: None. I have better things to do.
38. Restaurant: Pizza Hut.
39. Favorite brand to wear: What one am I wearing... American Eagle? When did I get this?
40. Store: Sex Shops.
41. School Subject: Biology. Where d'you think I learned all the best spots to aim for?
42. Animal: Dogs. Easily trainable, loyal, and willing to sit still when you're aiming a gun at their head.
43. Book: Who has time to read?
44. Magazine: You need to learn how to listen better. I can make the holes in your ears bigger if you need.
45. Shoes: My steel-toed boots.
___Currently___
46. Feeling: Tired. I wake up every time Serena or Alec get up to go to the bathroom.
47. ???: ???
48. Have a crush: I'm married. So no. At least none that I'm going to admit to.
49. Eating: three day old pizza.
50. Drinking: German beer.
51. Typing: a want ad up. Alec is getting sold in the morning edition.
52. Online?: Not at the moment.
53. Listening To: Whatever's playing on the radio for Wrath ... "On Top of Old Smokey" apparently, on one of the Walt Disney CDs we were given by someone.
54. Thinking About: what I'm going to do to the next hooker I catch.
55. Wanting To: get in the shower before work, but Alec's in. I don't think I'm going to get the time.
56. Watching: Wrath get paint on all of Alec's clean clothes.
57. Wearing: pajamas.
__________Future__________
58. Want Kids?: ... I already have kids. One that my current wife knows about and another that I'm fairly sure she doesn't know about. Possibly more, I'm not sure. But yes, I want kids.
59. Want to be Married?: I did just say that I have a wife, right?
61. Where do you want to live: my own private island, but I don't see that ever happening.
62. Car: A tank. Those things are FUN.
__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___
63. Hair color: So long as they have hair, I'm fine with whatever.
64. Hair length: You really have to stop asking me to repeat myself.
65. Eye color: Blue.
66. Measurements: This is going to stay between me and my wife.
67. Cute or Sexy: Sexy. Cute is usually bad in bed.
68. Lips or Eyes: Both, thanks. A girl without eyes is creepy and it's the same thing with lips.
69. Hugs or Kisses: kisses. Hugs are for children.
70. Short or Tall: Shorter than me.
71. Easygoing or serious: This depends on the situtation. A girl being easygoing in a serious situation is a big turn-off.
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: Both again.
73. Fatty or Skinny: ... Are you determined to make Serena angry with me?
74. Sensitive or Loud: Right in between.
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship is probably the best answer.
76. Sweet or Caring: Again, there needs to be a happy medium between the two.
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Troublemakers are more fun.
___Have you ever______
78. Kissed a Stranger: ... I was drunk.
79. Had Alcohol: Frequently. Come on, I spent my childhood in Germany, how couldn't I?
80. Smoked: Once or twice.
81. Ran Away From Home: Never had the chance. We moved too often.
82. Broken a bone: Most of the bones in my legs, a couple in my arm, half my ribs.
83. Got an X-ray: A couple.
84. Been with someone: This is me you're talking about.
85. Broken Someones Heart: When I married Serena women around the world felt the loss.
86. Broke Up With Someone: Of course I have. Breaking up with women is fun, especially when it involves a hammer.
87. Cried When Someone Died: ... Only once.
88. Cried At School: Again, only once, and it was because someone important died.
___Do You Believe In___
89. God: You don't?
90. Miracles: It comes with the territory of being religious, I've always thought.
91. Love At First sight: Of course I do. When I first saw Serena I loved what I saw and knew I had to have her.
92. Ghosts: ... I plead the fifth.
93. Aliens: If this is some way to seque into asking me if I've been inside Area 51, then you can stop right now.
94. Soul Mates: Soul mates are a way to get sappy idiots to buy more stuff for people on valentine's day.
95. Heaven: Yes, I do.
96. Hell: Of course. There has to be somewhere for me to go when I die.
97. Angels: There has to be some reason for me to have gotten away with everything I have. I believe in Angels.
98. Kissing on The First Date: I believe in taking the girl to bed on the first date, so yeah, sure.
99. Horoscopes: Nope.
___Answer Truthfully___
100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't have?: If I want someone I get them. Serena is proof of that.