A note to carrot muffins

[vonryler]

Stop hanging out in the chocolate muffins bin, and looking all dark and stuff. You are a fucking disgusting abomination. What godless heathen decided that carrots would make good muffin fodder. Probably the Irish.

Comments

[dancole42]

Maybe the Irish, yes. But only a Jew would continue eating a tasteless muffin long after it was clear that it was not, in fact, made of chocolate.

[aethera21]

I would just note that I happened to be reading carrots as I read this.

Also, I blame Mel Gibson, actually.

shipping dept.

[personbear]

Carrot muffins are delicious. Please ship them to me, for my office has no muffins. Well... maybe sweater muffins...